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My core belief is that all people are people. Reasonably well-informed, but not the arbiter of anything. I think lively debate in good faith makes us all better, but I don’t want to fight anyone on the internet. I’m gonna follow you if I like your dog. 🐶

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Beanstalk handle.invalid · 18h
Guess someone read “Boomsday” back in ‘07. “…or even the new reality show, Green Card, in which illegal (but good-looking) Mexicans had to make it across the U.S. border, past the Border Patrol and minutemen and fifty miles of broiling desert, to the finish line.”
- The Daily Beast thedailybeast.bsky.social · 19h
  Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
  Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
  
  A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
  
  thedailybeast.com
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Amateur Expert Opinions amateurexpertop.bsky.social · May 12
Replying to Eric Lipton NYT
"corruption requires explicit quid pro quo" is like something a baby with a law degree would say, perhaps as it toddled into a dingo den

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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 10
It’s giving Pinochet’s Helicopter Rides
- Maria Sacchetti - reporter - The Washington Post mariasacchetti.bsky.social · May 10
  UPDATED Trump says undocumented immigrants can try to come back but WH fact sheet says bonus is for those who leave “permanently” Link:—> www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
  Trump pushes unauthorized migrants to ‘self-deport’ as lawyers raise red flags
  
  Trump is touting an “exit bonus” and free flights. Immigration lawyers worry migrants who could qualify to remain legally in the U.S. are being pressured.
  
  washingtonpost.com
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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 9
- Aaron Reichlin-Melnick reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · May 9
  Alina Habba, Trump’s personal lawyer and now the interim U.S. attorney for NJ, announces that the Trump administration has arrested the mayor of Newark at an private prison that ICE had decently contracted as a detention center. His arrest is seemingly for trespass.
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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 9
He strikes again! Gonna name my firstborn “Judge Sessions.”
- Joshua J. Friedman joshuajfriedman.com · May 9
  Replying to Joshua J. Friedman
  Judge Sessions: I do find, frankly, that these are very serious claims of due process and First Amendment violations. Extraordinary circumstances are really self-evident. Öztürk is asthmatic, she is suffering as a result of her incarceration. I found medical testimony very persuasive.
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did:plc:2rrp7amblhg3xoly5n5huiqv handle.invalid · May 8
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

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The Onion theonion.com · May 8
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 8
Fuuuuck. I ran up that hill and made a deal with God that if I got a Pope for my birthday (today) AND it was Pizzaballa, I would consider returning to the Church. We’re at one out of two… thoughts and prayers for me, please. I don’t want to go back.

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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 6
“Losing my court case would be irreparable harm ☹️☹️” - Drew Ensign’s entire argument
- Joshua J. Friedman joshuajfriedman.com · May 6
  Replying to Joshua J. Friedman
  Judge Parker to DOJ: You're saying an adverse decision is irreparable harm to the government? (Judge Carney chimes in similarly incredulous tone) Ensign/DOJ: It is sovereign injury. Inability to exercise its ability to carry out removal power.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 handle.invalid · May 3
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Kimberley Johnson kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · May 2

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James Topham jamestopham.bsky.social · May 1
Hey. Had a cool May Day. Went for a trip to an island. Some weird shit happened. Texting this from inside a big man made of straw lol

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Rebecca Fishbein bfishbfish.bsky.social · Apr 30
I just think it’s funny that the president thinks making everything more expensive will be no big deal in a nation that exists because its ancestors overthrew their government rather than pay an extra tax on tea

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Sharon sharonk.bsky.social · May 1
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Beanstalk handle.invalid · May 1
@hhssecinsidesec.bsky.social - Please come collect your appendage.
- Aaron Rupar atrupar.com · May 1
  RFK Jr on measles: "The MMR vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris."
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Sara B. saraboboltz.bsky.social · Apr 30
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

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Beanstalk handle.invalid · Apr 30
I buy all my Tylenol on the streets 💪🏻💪🏻
- Aaron Rupar atrupar.com · Apr 30
  "Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"
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