Mike Schwartz
Dad to kids, dogs, and cats.
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- He is white. Every other rationale given for immigration policy in this regime is a red herring.
- Tootsie rolls are also frequently offered to minors who do not want them and should not have them
- a just-filed lawsuit against Diddy compares his genitalia to, ahem... 'the length and girth of a large Tootsie Roll' www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
- With all due respect to Shakespeare, hell hath no fury like a rich man with a fucked up dick.
- Elon, Trump, and Diddy. You are on to something.
- At 5:30 this morning I awoke with the opening song from “That’s Cat,” a late 1970s children’s show, playing in my head. I have not seen the show for more than 45 years. The brain is weird.
- I woke up one day a few weeks ago and the execrable song Muskrat Love started playing in my head and stayed most of the morning. I hope this does not trigger a repeat.
- To paraphrase Mark Twain, "Live such that your dick will never be described in court."
- “Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere.”
- once-fringe and still-fringe
- i am fascinated by the editorial choice to give the last word to a disbarred charlatan pushing a discredited constitutional theory www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/u...
- It used to be fringe. Still is, but it used to too.
- Republicans took the first step toward repealing the clean energy tax credits that were key to President Biden’s climate policy. It would cover a small portion of the cost of President Trump’s tax cuts with enormous consequences for climate change.
- Those motherfuckers.
- My latest for @theappeal.org: James Carver spent 36 years in prison after he was convicted of setting one of the deadliest fires in #Massachusetts history. But after reviewing new scientific evidence, a judge set him free. “They took my life away for nothing,” Carver said.
- And meanwhile the person who did the killing could still be walking free.
- Woah 😳
- Hasan Piker was interrogated at the Chicago airport on Sunday. I think I know what happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-begin...
- Is any international airport considered a border?
- Trump calls the Qatar Royal Family’s luxury jet a “free gift”—but experts warn American taxpayers will be forced to pay over $1 billion to convert Qatar’s “Palace in the Sky” into a secure Air Force One. This isn’t a deal. It's a disaster. www.defensenews.com/air/2025/05/...
- It isn't a deal. It's a bribe. The plane transfers to the Trump Presidential Library (pop-up books mostly) when he leaves office. And the plane will not be ready to serve as AF1 until after that happens. Especially if, as I hope, he is impeached and removed long before 2028.
- Hasan Piker was interrogated at the Chicago airport on Sunday. I think I know what happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-begin...
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- See, but that's smart because now they can't give that 747 to Hamas.
