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- The difference between Karoline Leavitt and Elmo is one is a useless cloth covered puppet with an arm shoved up her ass, and the other is Elmo.
- Elmo for president.
- “No, I don’t know if it fits in the garage. He said the Air Force will hold onto it until his library opens. What library? He hasn’t read a book since Highlights.”
- He can’t refuse the shiny stuff.
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- Back peddling is his favourite move.
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- It's the sequel nobody wants to see.
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- Break a leg Alan!
- I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
- Thank you! A great start to the week.
- Potential names for Trump’s new plane: 1.Grift Force One 2.The Emolumobile 3.Flight Risk 4.Air Mar-a-Lago 5.The MAGAliner 6.Classified Express 7.The Autocratliner 8.The Covfefe Cruiser 9.Qatari Compromise 10. The Golden Handout
- Donnie’s Flying Meatbox.
- Anyone still upset over Bill Clinton’s $100 haircut?
- Coin operated president.
- I went from my parents saying, "sex is bad," to "we want grandchildren," in the space of just a few years.
- They knew the same pressure from your grandparents.
- Pope Leo prefers Chicago-style pizza over Italian—Vatican theologians are calling it the Deep Dish Schism.
- I’m on the side of The Beatific Za.
- Leavitt: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service."
- A life of bankruptcies more like.
- I’m a fallen Catholic, which means I know exactly what I’m doing wrong and I’m doing it anyway.
- No worries. Where we’re going should be the mother of all Burning Mans. Imagine the bands!
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- He’s farther outside the pope’s circle.
- Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous but now they make me lattes.
- They know what a depth charge is.
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- Tempting, but they still believe in immaculate conception and amazing lambs.
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- The money is crypto.
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- Wait till you see the numbers for the rest of the world.
- Conclave: It’s not over until the guy with the red shoes gets a new Instagram bio.
- The chosen one gets a free wardrobe and the keys to a brand new popemobile.
- If dudes in dresses makes Pete Hegseth cry, wait till he finds out about Shakespeare.
- Powdered wigs for all!
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- The homing chickens have come home to roost.
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- Then you hardline book reading and turn full on Leninist.
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- That and passports from visitors speaking a foreign language.
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- It is a good quiet place for reflection and chuckling.
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- Bacon did the pope thing better.
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- Did he ask for a plastic straw?
- I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he comes back from the Pope’s funeral, muses about being Pope, and then stages a religious devotional to himself.
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- Bacon did it better.
- This is real
- Bacon did it better.
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- Burning desires.
- Pierre Poilievre this morning.
- Love this. 🤩
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- Going manual.
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- Time drags when you’re dismantling a superpower.
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- Bowling alley.
- Pete Hegseth losing an F-18 proves you can wrap a man in the flag and still smell the idiot underneath.
- 60 million dollar oops.
- Every organism eats, drinks, and absorbs plastic.
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- Close. Very Brit centric list. Technics SL-1200 should be there.
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- "Hacked up a dart." 👍
- Doesn’t get more succinct than that.
- Coin-op President.
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- Hypersomnia Don
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- Agreed. A very limited pipeline for the info. If the election doesn’t go well I think you’ll see a house cleaning and an angry west.
- I assume Jenni Byrne and the rest of PP’s team came up with this strategy to control spin. Backfire.
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- Quacking lame duck.
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- Your friend answers back.
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- "It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."
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- On Grifter Records for a limited time.
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- She’s coming to the realization that it might be better in the box.
- Can someone change the locks on the White House while he’s gone?
- Just change the number on the house.
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- Major George to ground control...
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- Makeup by Trowel
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- Doesn’t feel like a “project” to me.
