- The poster boy for graft! Also for birth control! Also for healthy diets! Also for mental health! Also for joining a gym! Also for stopping pedophiles! Also for better skin care! Also for telling the truth! Also for a more knowledgeable electorate! Also for what Satan would give the world! And more!
- “I worked out a big beautiful deal. Qatar gave me a plane to use and I get to keep if if I ever decide to leave office.” - Klepto RICO
