Elonia Trump
The fascist Fotus with big tits.
A Monica Lewinsky for this century. Off my head on ketamine 24/7. I used to be Eugene Terre’Blanche’s favourite Rent boy but now I am Trump’s bitch
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- A few of these will no doubt be sunk tonight!
- In Scotland, Celtic win the title AGAIN!🏆
- Why is there a memorial for Frank in London? I reckon the one in Rome is big enough, don’t you?
- Due to the ongoing refuge collector strike a resident of Birmingham (England) has received treatment due to burning his household refuse in his house. The city Council felt the need to warn others not to do so. On a brighter note, at least the football team have taught their fans to count to 5🤣
- Regarding funerals in general. Why burden your loved ones with the cost of, even a modest funeral and the further moral burden, of upkeep, et cetera? Cremation is a lot cheaper!
- Why is everyone confusing the word brainwashed-morons with the word mourners?
- News has just been released that the United States branch of Catholicism is heavily canvassing for Donald Trump to be named the new Pope.
- I wonder if it has been decided who will be scapegoated Lee Harvey Oswald Stylee this time around,
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- By the way, I am very well aware that it says loose rather than lose, but just thought I might add to it.
- Trump couldn’ve made more money from his coin by calling it HAWKS-Tuah!
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- It’s a shame that Hitler is not available. (I expect you are thinking)
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- Giving China a good laugh might be a good policy.
- About the Premier League parachute payment. It gives the relegated teams and unfair advantage and chances are they will go back up and come back down . Is it time to stop it?
- This should only be done with Heinz beans. American beans are ass (which is why you don’t realise that beans on toast is one of the best snacks ever)
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- Talking about sunshine on Leith the scenes when you guys won the cup in 2016 were beautiful!
- Trump knows what he’s doing. No one is talking about his endless support for Israel in their genocide!(that he recently revealed at a rally)
- JoJo Siwa cannot win #BBUK. She was the inferior one on Dance Moms. Maddie Ziegler was the best. And let’s be honest since those days JoJo has turned into a real nutcase like her mother .
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- Who?
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- Pasta and rice?
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- How crazy is it that the conservatives and labour have nothing more to do battle about in the local elections than winning the love of reform voters?
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- Morning Tim!
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- It hasn’t been called That for ages. It is Snickers now. You are welcome.
- In case you hadn't noticed:
- Georgia Guidestones.
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- No pope?
- Israelis came from Europe. They want to play European football . They want to be in the Eurovision song contest . Why not end the troubles and move Israel to Europe? There is a nice spot on the Costa del Pripkya, Ukraine. Build a new Israel where Chernobyl used to be.
- What John Cena did was just not cricket. It was a very nasty move and it was not playing by the rules!
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- It is time that it went to a bishop from Africa!
- All of the money that they collect off their parishioners they can wage a fortune on this!
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- ……While Zelenskyy sits on his arse sniffing Coke and drinking 50 year-old whiskeys that we have paid for. We have to stop buying the GOPNIK his new mansions and cars, look after our pensioners and school children and sort our hospitals out! It’s what you get when you elect a TV personality. Ask USA.
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- Oh dear, here we go the television is gonna be full of all blokes burning bits of paper and waiting to see what colour the smoke comes out. It goes on for ages and seriously inconvenience is my viewing time.
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- Germany is a very bad place to be at Easter, strict Lutherans. Three Sundays in four days with everywhere, shut down (with the exception of kebab shops, a few coffee shops and beer kiosks)
- Not everyone is interested in Easter. Heck, I’m not even interested in Christmas. Why should people believe in fairytales affect us all?
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- American independence. It’s like when a high maintenance girlfriend dumps you🤣🤣
- This is England! Now tell me America is the greatest nation in the world.🤣🤣
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- He should start doing international ones. Nuremberg would be a good starting point.
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- We will see how patriotic the patriots really are. (just like their great leader Donald the draft dodger)
- I cannot believe it, the popular brand of beverage Jizz has just received Royal patronage🤣
- A Hat-trick for Colby Bishop helps Portsmouth win 5-3 at Norwich. With three games left, two of them are at home, Pompey look safe now.
- Liam Nissan is one of the better ones at the other place.
- IDS……. Very similar to IBS.
- Another mass shooting. This time at FSU. Right to bear arms, blah blah blah ! Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the right to bare arms about protecting citizens from tyrannical governments? I don’t see much of that going on.🤷♂️ just saying! Oh dear, homeland security will be on my case 🤣🤣🤣 bring it🤣
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- Thank you, I will👍
- The IMF are now saying people should work until 70 years old! Time to cash in your pensions I think!
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- Who gives a fuck? 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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- What is going on in the world if people cannot even wash their own feet?
- Glasgow Rangers have been beaten and are out of Europe. Let’s all enjoy a pint for the DOBs🤣🤣🤣
- Tick Tock Bibibitch. Your own people want you to get to the Hague now. Bye bye Benjy😂 🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭