Elonia Trump
The fascist Fotus with big tits.
A Monica Lewinsky for this century. Off my head on ketamine 24/7. I used to be Eugene Terre’Blanche’s favourite Rent boy but now I am Trump’s bitch
- In Scotland, Celtic win the title AGAIN!🏆
- Why is there a memorial for Frank in London? I reckon the one in Rome is big enough, don’t you?
- Due to the ongoing refuge collector strike a resident of Birmingham (England) has received treatment due to burning his household refuse in his house. The city Council felt the need to warn others not to do so. On a brighter note, at least the football team have taught their fans to count to 5🤣
- Regarding funerals in general. Why burden your loved ones with the cost of, even a modest funeral and the further moral burden, of upkeep, et cetera? Cremation is a lot cheaper!
- Why is everyone confusing the word brainwashed-morons with the word mourners?
- News has just been released that the United States branch of Catholicism is heavily canvassing for Donald Trump to be named the new Pope.
- I wonder if it has been decided who will be scapegoated Lee Harvey Oswald Stylee this time around,
- Trump couldn’ve made more money from his coin by calling it HAWKS-Tuah!
- About the Premier League parachute payment. It gives the relegated teams and unfair advantage and chances are they will go back up and come back down . Is it time to stop it?
- This should only be done with Heinz beans. American beans are ass (which is why you don’t realise that beans on toast is one of the best snacks ever)
- Trump knows what he’s doing. No one is talking about his endless support for Israel in their genocide!(that he recently revealed at a rally)
- JoJo Siwa cannot win #BBUK. She was the inferior one on Dance Moms. Maddie Ziegler was the best. And let’s be honest since those days JoJo has turned into a real nutcase like her mother .
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- Israelis came from Europe. They want to play European football . They want to be in the Eurovision song contest . Why not end the troubles and move Israel to Europe? There is a nice spot on the Costa del Pripkya, Ukraine. Build a new Israel where Chernobyl used to be.
- What John Cena did was just not cricket. It was a very nasty move and it was not playing by the rules!
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- This is England! Now tell me America is the greatest nation in the world.🤣🤣
- I cannot believe it, the popular brand of beverage Jizz has just received Royal patronage🤣
- A Hat-trick for Colby Bishop helps Portsmouth win 5-3 at Norwich. With three games left, two of them are at home, Pompey look safe now.
- IDS……. Very similar to IBS.
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- Another mass shooting. This time at FSU. Right to bear arms, blah blah blah ! Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the right to bare arms about protecting citizens from tyrannical governments? I don’t see much of that going on.🤷♂️ just saying! Oh dear, homeland security will be on my case 🤣🤣🤣 bring it🤣
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- The IMF are now saying people should work until 70 years old! Time to cash in your pensions I think!
- Glasgow Rangers have been beaten and are out of Europe. Let’s all enjoy a pint for the DOBs🤣🤣🤣
- Tick Tock Bibibitch. Your own people want you to get to the Hague now. Bye bye Benjy😂 🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭
