TBogg
Bassets, complaints, swears
- This is true. When I got my MMR booster, the needle clogged up with a big chunk of dead baby. It was a foot. Super gross…
- Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé and Ripley went on strike mid-walk because it is a hellish 71 degrees with a nice breeze coming off of the ocean. Why the Humane Society hasn’t been called on me is a mystery. I mean three whole blocks…
- I know he’s probably super busy today with doing pope stuff, but it would go a long way with a lot of folks if Pope Leo used his X account to reply, “Eat shit, couch-fucker” to this.
- Please use the picture on the right. Thank you - The Management
- The new pope should hold a Trump-like press conference tomorrow, with a bunch of cardinals standing behind him, and sign an executive order excommunicating JD Vance and saying he does not uphold the teachings of the church, adding that JD is also a “total dick.”
- Nothing quite makes you feel your age than finding out for the first time in your life that you’re older than the pope
- Who is the greatest villain in cinema history? There are so many leading candidates for the top spot, but in my opinion, there's one bad guy that beats them all -- Khan Noonien Singh. Still hard to believe the Fantasy Island guy played such a goddamn bad ass. Anyway, what do you all think?
- Without comment…
- Guess who was a very good boy at the vet today getting his shots updated so he can go to a SD Padres game on Memorial Day to see the Marlins? This guy who seems pretty proud of himself.
- Treasury Secretary Bluth
- I am now officially the end result of the ”illegal immigration” via Ellis Island, an indicator of MAGA tendencies. Good news, Bluesky, the weirdos are here
- My mobbed up Italian family. On the right is my grandfather (center) who was sponsored here from Sicily by “businessmen” to make adult beverages during Prohibition. One of the brothers was installed in St Louis to oversee a numbers racket. On the right, my parents, my brother and baby me.
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- The only one still alive in both pictures is me. So, no. And what an asinine thing to ask.
- Just Ripley…
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- Not till I was 5. He (Billy) died on my 18th birthday which was not fun
- Italians on FBI wiretap talking about Columbus Day: “We doin’ somethin’ for fuckin’ Chrissy 3 Boats this year?” “Yeah, I talked to a guy about doin’ a thing at that place with those other guys” “Same fuckin’ rules?” “Same fuckin’ rules” “I’ll bring the fuckin’ cannolis” “Leave the fuckin’ gun”
- The “everybody I know knows what oligarchy means” attacks on Sen Slotkin has that fake Pauline Kael* “I can’t believe Nixon won. I don’t know anyone who voted for him,” quote energy. *Also, actual Kael quote: www.commentary.org/john-podhore...
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- … and you’re full of shit:
- Kiss of Death Illustrated
- The absolutely idiotic freakout over what Slotkin is saying (I’m assuming most never read the Politico story) is why Democrats will lose again in 2028 and these people will spend early 2029 going, “… but the crowds at the Bernie & AOC rallies.” You guys really need to get out more.
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View full threadDecide who your audience is and speak to them respectfully and simply instead of rolling your eyes because they don’t use “oligarchy” and they have better things to do on weekends besides going to echo chamber rallies to seek affirmation. It’s like people learned nothing last November…
- Thank you for coming to my Tom Talk.
- Save oligarchy, authoritarian, kakistocracy and stochastic terrorism for when you want to dazzle your friends. If you want to talk to people who only vote every four years, try speaking like a normal person and not an overly pretentious college freshman.
- You need to address people in their own language. I mean, I understand what all those words mean, but my eyes fucking glaze over when I see Ruth Ben-Ghiat on TV every weekend saying “ authoritarian” over and over again like there is a royalty involved.
- Ripley on a boat yesterday. You can almost smell the excitement…
- “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, ex-president Nayib Bukele was to remember that distant afternoon when he sided with Donald Trump’s ICE.” - “One Hundred Years of Solitude” 2025 edition
- I realize that most DC journalists would rent their teen daughter out to Matt Gaetz for a weekend for a shot at the White House gig, but it would be refreshing if one of them would tell Fat Kayleigh she’s full of shit. Sure, they’d lose their job (maybe) but history would remember them fondly.
- For those just getting caught up, Jeff Bezos sent his 24% synthetic grouper-mouthed girlfriend and her Temu Charlie’s Angels gal pals up to the upper atmosphere in a dickrocket for ten whole minutes a mere 56 years after man first walked on the moon … and the press covered it.
- According to Trump’s doctor, his annual physical revealed a “benign colon polyp” which is one of the nicest things Lindsey Graham has ever been called.
- It never occurred to me that the pinnacle of human development would result in weirdos with poor eyesight who look like their ginger asses would burst into flames like a Tesla if they sat on a beach for more than 15 minutes on a cloudy day Those “utopia” movies I saw as a kid were way the fuck off.
- “Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” - P. Noonan
- I’ll just add, after watching Karoline’s briefing room act multiple times, she has the insouciance of a particularly smug Buca di Beppo hostess who knows she can’t get fired for being rude to customers because the general manager is banging her.
- Bill Maher has reached the “Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People” stage of his career.
- Last summer I met a woman down by the pier who visits San Diego annually and she asked if she could take Ripley's picture to do a portrait of him for a calendar she creates every year and she just sent me the original. Thank you Alison from Chicago....
- Researchers might want to start by looking at the links between children with autism and moms who spend their days on Facebook while drinking wine, and are named Amber, Heather and all 11 spellings of Meaghan. Science, you guys…
- Ripley had a spa day today: mani-pedi, lemongrass bath and then accessorized with a kicky scarf making him look quite the dog about town. I then took him to the beach where he coated his ears in drool and sand when he wasn’t stepping on the scarf and face-planting. Kind of a mixed bag of a day…
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- I had to wake Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé up because it was time to go outside one last and then to bed and it took some convincing…
- My quarterly reminder that Peter Navarro ran for office five times here in San Diego and voters told him: get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here and, seriously, get the fuck out of here —we really mean it.
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- “So anyway, I’m leaving the funeral and then I got thinking about how she died, so I found some heavy rocks, snuck into the chapel and… long story short, I had a conference call and I was late so, yeah, bike path, Central Park again. Don’t get weird about it.”
- I just want to point out that San Diego State beat Houston which just beat Duke, therefore the Aztecs are better than Duke. If Houston beats Florida, technically that makes SDSU the national champion. Something something transitive properties. It’s science, you guys… Also, Duke can suck it.
- A jogger, Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé, some guy in a blue shirt, Ripley and a trash can in my quaint and chill neighborhood of Sail Bay.
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- That’s at OB Dog Wash. Wembley, 9 years ago. He was not amused but was a good sport about it.
- J.D. Vance’s mother-in-law, Dr. Lakshmi Chilukuri, works in the Molecular Biology department at UC San Diego, as well as serving as the Provost of Sixth College. Someone should ask her or Usha or JD for comment…
- For those keeping score at home, this is not the golf course where Trump buried his first wife, mother of Ivanka, Eric and major disappointment Don Jr. Her grave can be found at Bedminster in New Jersey if you shank a 3-wood into the high weeds.
- I am not kidding… www.yahoo.com/news/fact-ch...
- “So the re-elected president instituted mass tariffs which led to a trade war. Then came the worldwide economic collapse, riots, starvation, pandemics, border incursions and genocide all because some people were mad that Riley Gaines tied for fifth at a swim meet. Now who wants a rat drumstick?”
- Was looking for a picture for something else and was reminded that the late great Wembley really grew into a beautiful boy, second only to his best buddy Fenway when it came to being amazingly photogenic. He also had the sweetest disposition anyone could ask for.
- Computer users for 25 years: “We would like a computer that finds and connects with the printer and works every time.” Silicon Valley: “How about some new fun emojis instead? Pretty cool, right? Nope, you don’t have to thank us.”
