Helping out the Postal Service on threads this morning.
May 7, 2025 14:37The mail agency not the writers of The District Sleeps Alone Tonight.
New poll - What's the best Postal Service song (studio and/or live).
Oh. Oh no.
I remember getting a paper cut my my tongue once from an envelope. It was terrible.
So it's safe to eat glue, then?
TBF it is non-toxic nowadays, thanks to the USCPSC & probably the FDA as well.
Bro rule 1: always help a bro out.
I'm sure that the threads user eats paper frequently
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But how else are we supposed to maintain fiber intake?
This is the quality advice needed at Threads.
But starch based packing peanuts are still ok, right?
sorry USCPSC as a kid i thought paper was what people were talking about when they said "brain food" so i ate an entire A5 sheet
😂
I have eaten my share of paper.
the government doesn't want you to know how good paper tastes and that you should eat it
mmmmmmmmmm paper
I always use the self sealing envelopes because the thought of a paper cut on my tongue is unpleasant. Also I know how glue is made am not interested licking it.
make the glue taste bad then and I won't
Exceptions for spies and 7th graders passing notes.
They also forget some of them are mint flavored.....
this is why I follow this account
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ChatGPT says glue is OK on pizza, though.
I always use a damp sponge because the glue on envelopes tastes terrible.
We're not supposed to eat paper?
Uh...any recommendations on how to add fiber to your diet.
But we taste it!!
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I prefer tissue 🤔
Licking envelope - OK!
Eating envelope - Bad idea!
What if I WANT to eat paper....