Brianna Chesser
Not the character of the day 🫶
- I just know he could be our Bolsonaro
- E. coli could do the funniest thing rn
- You know after decades of this, he’s built up near-perfect immunity.
I think it would be different because with bolsonaro the fun part is asking "what the fuck is that guy doing to end up like this?" But with rfk we'll kind of always know.- We won’t know which one exactly, so there’s that
- John Snow map of 2026: a family circus map of where Bobby Jr has been spreading cholera around Northwest DC all week. Coincidentally, a family circus map is also all the CDC has budgeted for epidemics and outbreaks in 2026.
- “Honey that stripper wasn’t giving a lap dance to ME — she was giving a lap dance to EVERYONE who advocates for freedom!”
- Our stupid president says it's a gift to the country but it isn't. It's a gift to him as he expects to keep it when he's out of office. Still, it's illegal according to the Constitution. Can we impeach Trump for doing this?
- Yeah, but unless we’re able to convince 13 Republican senators and 10 Republican Representatives that it’s because he was going to take their guns and give them to Tren de Aregua, it wouldn’t be successful.
- Why cant they use the present AF1 until the new one has been delivered?
- Not gold enough?
- He conveniently is leaving out that he plans to take the plane when he leaves as well. LOL!
- At least he plans to leave
- The outgoing president, in consultation with secret service, orders the new aircraft and vehicles for the next commander in chief because they know what features are actually needed. The president flies with a military escort, and flights in their path are grounded when possible.
- Boeing deliveries are delayed for obvious reasons, and his dumb ass wants to hurry them up. No one with any sense wants a rushed plane. Air Force One is a custom job that only people with clearance can work on. When the strike ended, he decided to blow up the supply chain, that’s on him.
- Actually shocked he didn’t take advantage of that starting January 21, 2021. There will be a wall of tweets, though, come on. And probably all his golf trophies and the weirdly flattering portraits.
- Oh, maybe he wants to put it in New York, and none of his kids can run a charity there. I think several universities already sent their regrets?
