Polar Vortex
Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry
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View full threadCan you do the impossible and drop DC down to 0 kelvin? I need nothing to have any chance of thawing😈
- I can try. 😈
- Wonder if they like -60C ? 🤔 and Squall like conditions?
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- Hey #WashingtonDC you wouldn’t mind if I stopped by would you?
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- Give the old Day After Tomorrow treatment.. 😈
- I need some good fun. Where’s the nature accounts?!
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- 😈 Can’t say I didn’t warn them..
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- You called?? 😈
- You wouldn’t mind if I visit the White House on June 14?? Would you?
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- @cdnpolar.bsky.social yo .. just checking in and making sure you're still wreaking havoc on the planet .. hugs and glad you're not here 🤗 🤣
- Oh I’m still here. 😈 Just in Antarctica currently.
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- Followed by 😈👇
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- Mind causing a Volcanic winter too? I’d like to create mass chaos in Alberta.
- Can’t. I’m busy visiting @heardislandgov.bsky.social and Antarctica.
- Excuse me? You crafted a #List .. AND FORGOT ME?? 🤨 @canadian911guy.bsky.social I think I should pay a visit to @garibaldi067.bsky.social scribe. 😑
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- Hope and pray for #PNWHeatdome. And grovel. Which is what Garibaldi’s scribe will be doing if she knows what’s good for her.
- Things are looking chilly.. 😈
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- Who thinks I should Tariff the amount of rain and snow the US get in retaliation?
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- Can anyone say.. Aurora Borealis? 😈
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- I have NOTHING to do with this. Blame the sun.
- I’ll let myself out. Ya’ll can deal with #PNWDeluge and #PNWHeatdome on your own.
- Checking in with #Antarctica.. 😈
- Oh dear lord.. @garibaldi067.bsky.social scribe has been destroying poor souls again..
- This is true. 👇😂
- Don’t give us ideas.
- Well that’s normal.
- @bctiggygirl.bsky.social Because nothing says ‘I’m definitely compensating for something’ quite like a truck that looks like it’s trying way too hard.
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- Can’t say I’m not creative..
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- 😂🤣
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- 😂 It’s like a weird mix of them.
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- Scribe sees this- 😂🤣
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- Hideous Hearse works. 😂
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- Kind of already does. Especially with Tesla stock plummeting.
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- Well don’t say I didn’t warn you when I suddenly arrive..
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- Or an attempt at one. 😂
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- Well my scribe has rain. So she’s mad at #PNWDeluge.
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- Oh.. Your Asking me to visit now?
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- You’ll have to ask #PNWHeatdome to make an appearance. 🤣
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- It’s now a new meme in my book. 😂
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- What does she call this one? Because this looks like a hybrid of the tuna can model and something else.
- Maybe it’s the new attempt at a funeral car.
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- Or Volkswagen decals. It’s obviously trying to be something completely different.
- Damn it.
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- Estoy bien, gracias. ¿Y tú? No tengo frío, mi escriba ya está en pantalones cortos.
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- That too..
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- Oops. 😈
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- 😂 Not when I’m bilingual..
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- 😈 Hola.
