alber
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
- nice try, fed
- you passed the stress test🙏
- shout out to the forgotten silent generation we literally never stop hearing from
- i can’t believe someone would have the audacity to live and pay rent in the city of chicago
- will stancil once got my account suspended for 3 days because i told him to go jump in a lake. he’s been a bitch baby but getting someone fired over screenshots is next level bitch big boy
- just read the updated user agreement and wow. every time you reskeet a post you are actually entering a drawing to win best poster on bluesky
- You can’t win if you don’t play!
- gotta pay to play !
- happy mother’s day my mom is a milf you wouldn’t last 2 seconds in her pussy
- “cheesy gordita crunch extra sauce”
- shocking! within 5 minutes of the announcement we collectively exhausted every single existing joke format for the new pope.
