BuickMakane 🇧🇲☘️🌮🔥💨
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive Stoner
Elvis is alive and is a British Citizen working as a bouncer in a titty bar and calls everyone Dude.
- one thing about me is i will go a long long way for little to no comedic payoff
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View full threadi stay in the -red
- Goofball.
- Yeah biatch I sunk your battleship. Next time don't leave your fucking penis enhancer in my berth. I pay for that dock and hookup. Twat waffle.
- Leaving for London in an hour. Or less.
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View full threadThat’s probably for the best. I travel better stuffed into a container.
- Dennis says same.
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- Sorry. You weren't on the boat when we loaded up. I told you hurry n pick your spot. I'll just have to put you in a carrier next time to make sure you're on board next time.
- Writing beautiful words just to delete them.
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- You better
- I hate it when the wind smokes my blunt.
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- And it was the good shit.
- Seriously y'all this has to literally be on purpose now. I can see 2 ... maybe(?) 3. But 4 is utterly ridiculous. Bc you know the russians have sent a recovery sub to snatch them up.
- Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months wapo.st/4dlyTda
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- For russian subs.
- Take me!
- Ooops, you missed the boat.
- Happy Mother's Day to everyone. Period. NOW(!) can we move on to Halloween? I like that holiday. I get presents on that one.
- Maybe we should all update our resumes with a list of things we HAVEN’T done. 1) lost $201mil in the ocean 2) talked about war crimes in group chat 3) been impeached
- I like it.
