BuickMakane 🇧🇲☘️🌮🔥💨
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive Stoner
Elvis is alive and is a British Citizen working as a bouncer in a titty bar and calls everyone Dude.
- Yeah biatch I sunk your battleship. Next time don't leave your fucking penis enhancer in my berth. I pay for that dock and hookup. Twat waffle.
- Reposted by BuickMakane 🇧🇲☘️🌮🔥💨I was going to post something funny but *inaudible mumbling*
- Happy Mother's Day to everyone. Period. NOW(!) can we move on to Halloween? I like that holiday. I get presents on that one.
- We were friends My home caught fire You stood and watched Your garden hose rolled up Your water turned off Everything is ashes We were never friends #poetry
