He is such a dick. Can we just impeach him already?

Same as it ever was. Doonesbury, by Garry Trudeau. December 25, 1971

Maybe he should pay a little less golf and pay more attention to the economy and what Americans need. Two dolls and 5 pencils while he has spent over $26 million on golf in the last 100 days.

The Gold Toilet Grifter thinks the unwashed masses are rich if they have a handful of pencils

If dementia is setting in that explains a lot of his anachronistic orientation. Besides his patented psychopathy. The most tremendous liar.

I'm developing a new line of dolls made from pencils.

Are these pencils, colored pencils for art?

And 15 year old girls play with dolls

Kids really want a big Christmas dinner and to not die like an untreated Tiny Tim.

Yeah but just two , not thirty

I would buy 5 pencils I could but they only come in Packs of 50 or more

You can have ours.

And dolls? Really?

Trump, who is opposed by the majority of Americans, is a narcissistic megalomaniac with fantasies of world domination. And—like a junior high schoolyard bully—he is all empty bluster. He has destroyed our relationship with allies and encouraged America’s enemies. He must be impeached and removed.

Our daughter had pencils as the top item on her list. Because at school all the pencils went into a big box at the beginning of the year and the majority of them were not Dixon Ticonderoga.

The eraser end is nice to chew on but other than that... yeah.

At this rate that's all we'll be able to afford.....

My husband made a good point about the pencils. Kids always need more than 5 because underfunded schools ask that students provide enough pencils to supply them to kids to can't afford any. IIRC, the last supply list for our kid required 2 dozen. Trump is both unaware and indifferent.

It's okay to want pencils for christmas, it's the kids that want binder paper that scare this shit out of me

kids use computers now

It’s fucking bizzaro world we’re living in where the President shares untruths on truth social, the justice department serves injustice, the department of education promotes ignorance, and the health department increases disease by undermining prevention.

Hundreds of them.

Can you even buy a 5 pack of pencils? I’ve only seen regular pencils sold in packs of 12 and 24. I am pretty sure Trump has never purchased pencils ever in his life.

Tbh pencils are like a rare currency. My kids always need them, students are always walking off with the teacher’s spares, trying to help my kids do homework and their erasers were worn bear and I spent 10 minutes trying to find one good pencil.

Yep Teachers want pencils 4 the classroom but kids wld be better off having kid stuff & a fully stocked supply of necessities they don't have to wish 4. But hey w WWE in charge of education, we'll prolly get folding chairs & encourage kids to settle their scores in school the old fashioned way

I would add instead of 30 guns for your son...

He thinks he's a Victorian Queen

Along with that furry jelly baby in the toe.

I'm assuming they won't even be allowed those giant ones or the ones that have the fuzzy headed thing at the end ...

Trump fantasizes of an America from the 1930's, so pencils might have been a huge get.

As long as he doesn’t come after socks…