Bryan Behar
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
- In America, no one is above the law. Not even a 34 times convicted, 91 times charged, rapey game show host.
- I'm really enjoying my fellow citizens calling me a "snowflake" and a "libtard" because I hold the extremist view that "I don't want planes to crash."
- Remember the good old days (2020, 2008, every year before that), when a President swearing an oath to uphold the Constitution understood that meant they were swearing an oath to uphold the Constitution?
- According to Trump, Americans no longer need due process, jury trials, dolls, cancer research, air traffic controllers or Christmas pencils.
- I know I'm not a campaign strategist. But even I recognize that "Less cancer research, more mid-air collisions" doesn't make the ideal election bumper sticker.
- Few things have brought me more joy this year than Trump thinking that America's teens are always demanding "new pencils" for Christmas.