this is the true story
of 133 cardinals — picked to live in a conclave
work & vote together,
and have their lives
paped
find out what happens when catholics stop being polite & start getting real
[THE REAL WORLD]: vatican city
May 7, 2025 12:09which one is going to bring the smoke? tune in wednesday at 9pm EST/8pm CST
in the catholic church, sexually based offenses are considered de rigueur. in vatican city, the dedicated clergy that cover up these heinous acts are members of an elite squad known as the [redacted]. these are their stories.
[DUN DUN]
you stuck your cross in my peanut butter puck
Pizza needs a win after the bad Domino's numbers from last week.
This season's shocking revelation? One of the cardinals comes out! As Lutheran!
A masterpiece. Truly.
I salute you.
No Pizzaballa? How dare you!
do you know how much this information hurts me too?
why does pizzaballa gotta be a zionist with a genocide kink?
Gunna have to pitch it to hbo cause all the sex
that didn’t stop them on mtv
They even got the token Black guy. But other than that this cast looks boring. Where are the chicks?
is the world ready for a woman pope?
