⚔️Jess⚔️
“I have done with society entirely, for reasons which I alone have the right of appreciating.”
55. She/her. Cranky robosexual. Dogs and toy robots. Maker of very bad robot beefycheesecake pics. They can pry my fave TF smutfics out of my cold, dead hands.
- Aaaaand poof! Still too cold, now with bonus wind.
- This ain’t right.
- It’s fucking snowing enough to stick on wet ground in fucking April in West fucking Texas.
- This is supposed to be ‘generations’ MP, it’s got accessories inspired by various lines (Seige shield/axe, bayverse lookin’ blades), but it looks like MP10 v. 2 to me. Not super fond of the dark grey legs/hips but I love MP10 so I’m in if he’s not outrageous $.
- Landscape with Rain and Old Lady Dog. Brune is 16, 3/4 Afghan hound, 1/4 Saluki, granddaughter of our first Afghan, Zora.
- Thread of random bad photos. See alt text for captions. Dogs
- ::sigh:: Only 35 innocuous posts and I’ve managed to get on a blocklist that literally doesn’t apply to me in any way, shape, or form.
- Idiots.
- This just inappropriate.
- Pronghorns visited today. That white wire fence is our property line and I was able to get pretty close. They did see me and poofed up their butt hair (third picture), but just moved off at a trot. They’re so neat. I love seeing them.
- Brett is working on the cabin skirting and Cope was watching him. Copes brother is Marsh, his sire was Huxley, uncle Linnaeus, and grandsire Darwin. Are you sensing a theme?
- Just a fuckton of chemtrails today. (This is a joke. I don’t believe in chemtrails.)
- On my long ago bad place account I used to do a thing call Jess is Ridiculously Spoiled whenever we got a toy shipment in. (We live in the nowhere, packages go to the UPS store, so we get a bunch of stuff at once.) Well. Today was a BigBad Pile O’Loot, a big metal build, and threezero ROTF Nemesis.
- A lot of sharp bits and my fingers are now hurting so I’m done. That little phalange sticking up from the bicep is going to get chopped off. It impedes the swivel towards the chest; I had to partially pull his arm out of the socket to get his fist up to his face for the sitting pose.
- How you doin’?
- ::shrieky Gir voice:: I’m naked!
- Holographic embossed foil. FANCY!
- Miksi and Dood.
- Do not fuck up his shoulder joints, because then you will have to pry his chest apart with a knife and fix them.
- Tarantula underneath the main house.
- Pronghorns this morning. Dogs always go insane but the herd pays no attention to them.
- Must resist cutesy robot hell, I need to make dinner. (Also feel bad about throwing away these nice shiny boxes.)
- Building these things made my fingers hurt.
- Gave the dogs some food themed toys. There’s also a donut, but Marsh took it outside.
- Bad phone zoom of the local pronghorn herd. @brettbooth.bsky.social
- Miksi, Marsh, Cope, all three year old siblings, and Dood, nine.
- Brune the #Afghan who’s almost 16 and Frito who just turned 15. Nini and Goob, and them Marsh joined them for the last shot.
