Is this still available?

Tim, question: what is their status with regards to "dryness" versus "wetness"

Willing to trade? I'll give you 28 of my daughters dolls.

Is this still available?

I know what I’ve got

Does it have one of those infotainment screens?

Can you deliver them, I gots a bad back. Take $30 for both, it’s been a rough month, baby needs shoes. Still available?

I'll only take the three-jet package. Don't want to buy it piecemeal. Willing to offer $500 and a new private messaging app that I swear is encrypted.

Funny and I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Could you describe them please?

Can you hold them for me?

Are these in "as is" condition and do you deliver?

I know what I have

Can you drop them off at Newark for me and I’ll snag em after work? Thank you!

Tim could I fit them in the back of my truck please advise

Do these have the spinners or other aftermarket rims? Finding original rims is getting to be a pain.

I'll need free shipping overnight.

measurements please

Will you deliver? I’m in Canada.

Would you buy a drowned F-18 off this president, or his secretary of health?

Pics please. Don’t waste my time.

No low-balling. He knows what he’s got.

Don’t waist my time, I KNOW WHAT I GOT!

You're giving me flashbacks from when I tried to give away my ping pong table.

Are you willing to part with just one or is it a package deal?

The real banger

Can I come by to take a look and see if they’re the jets I lost?

I heard the orcas have them though?

I'd like them, but my aircraft carrier is in dry dock. Can you hold them for me?

Are they certified pre-owned?

Let me know when you acquire a third so I can complete my set.

Do you accept Pepsi points?

Has this been in a pet free, no smoking environment?

Ran when parked?

"No low ballers."

Delivered or pick up only?