holy shit I was right
Reporter: How did you decide to reopen Alcatraz?
Trump: I was supposed to be a movie maker… Nobody ever escaped. One person almost got there but they found his clothing rather badly ripped up, a lot of shark bites…
May 5, 2025 18:50Not to mention.
Somebody get a Shawshank VHS over to the White House stat
Commence the jockeying for movie selection on South Florida broadcast TV media to influence government policy!
It's gotta be rough for a satirist when "what's the stupid possible reason this thing is happening" is usually the correct answer.
Please tell me there are no planned showings of 1983's War Games. 😬
OMG where are his handlers
"holy shit I was right" should be the slogan of 2025
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"in large form and a lot" 🥴
So like, are these people claiming he’s good at “showmanship”trying to cope with the idea that a guy who randomly makes up policies based on whatever movie he just watched keeps getting elected?
That their lifetime spent learning how to do good policy is politically equivalent to a human chatbot?
Shit, someone should make a movie about how the Deep State is trying to remove fluoride, vaccines, and school lunches because they interfere with Communist mind control devices.
OMG I WAS RIGHT TOO. HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THEY STREAMED IT ON AMAZON PRIME?
Super highly entertaining are the people's expressions as he speaks.
I really want someone to show him Star Wars just to see if he sends DHS after "those nasty robots with the beautiful death star plans" the next day 🙄🤦
Going to be re-named Trump Guard Tower
For reference, WPBT (local PBS affiliate in Florida) showed Escape from Alcatraz on May 3, 2025 -
bsky.app/profile/robe...I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."
