austin
jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
- Reposted by austinIf you're in the Chicago area and you recognize these tattoos, please shoot us a message. Thanks! 🩷
- it’s way easier for an atheist like this to win an argument in their own head than it is for them to not be annoying
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- Reposted by austinPedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
- a better use for rahm emanuel would a permanent ambassadorship to north sentinel island
- .@capitolfax.bsky.social wonders whether prominent Dem consultants are publicly advising against a 3rd JB Pritzker term to clear field for Rahm run for governor capitolfax.com/2025/05/13/a...
- Reposted by austinI genuinely don't think good counter-messaging on trans rights is all that difficult. There are Democrats who aren't doing it not because coming up with it is hard but because they agree with the Republicans and want to disguise their disdain for trans people as a matter of political strategy.
- Reposted by austinIt's like there's a contest to see who can have the worst take. Philly Mag nailed the headline here.
- when people ask me how Lutheran I am I will now tell them that i was 43 when i learned that the baby in the king cake is supposed to represent Jesus
- cleveland: ohio's least dependable city
- Reposted by austinSad news. Former AZ Senator Kyrsten Sinema has died today after pulling down an overladen rack of ugly Goodwill clothes she wanted to mismatch. She exploded in a clatter of big chunky beads and chunky glasses and other ugly chunky plastic shit. Her evil animating spirit will, of course, never die.
- as a reds' fan, fuck pete rose forever and ever amen
- game's on
- why do they look like cocorosie
- wrote about arcade fire www.vulture.com/article/arca...
- Reposted by austinIt is very telling that the same people who insist Americans do not understand the word “oligarchy” think that the way to convince people that the economy is good when they think it’s bad is to wave charts of macroeconomic data at them.
- the cavs have no idea what they’re doing
- this is the second straight season where andrew nembhard hibernates for the regular season and becomes a stone cold killer in the playoffs
- the warriors complaining about not getting calls is extremely rich in this playoffs specifically
- if you think someone is cool or hot, talk to them and at least make a friend.
- Fargo
- one time on a youth group trip (raised lutheran) we did communion with pepsi and m&ms. the last kid did intinction to be gross about it.
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- calling him pope ditka until i get struck by lightning
- Reds need to lock down Elly long-term immediately.
