M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴
Transsexual dog with a microblog 🐶
she/it | 🍁 | 21+ | pro-🇵🇸 ✡︎
@wolfpuppy.bsky.social my woof 💖
- Jumpscared! by my Qanon Coworker’s tinder profile
- Foob comna
- I love grilling and being a lesbian
- There were 7 Keshas from different hoods, checks out
- Kesha from Rex? Kesha from Brampton? Kesha from Scarbs?? PLSSSSS
- Toronto slang has its own Wikipedia page and ISO code, bro fuck offfff I’m dying 😭
- They’re saying nobody has ever been as correct as Mia and it’s true
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- Black smoke means the cardinals are injecting too much fuel White smoke means there’s coolant in the chapel Blue smoke means they’re burning the pope oil
- Have I just been away from hockey too long? Have the rules changed? I thought the goalie and their crease are sacred, you don’t fuck with a goalie if you don’t want your shit rocked by the whole bench??
- People often comment on how fast I show up after booking calls. Gonna start saying shit like “yeah man, we’re faster than the porno pizza guy!” I’m sure this will go well.
- *logs on after dealing with Big Girl Problems That Affect Me IRL* *everyone is losing their shit over the dumbest terminally online discourse I’ve seen this week* *logs off*
- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴“to celebrate kurl marx’s birthday i am going to {ACTIONABLE THREAT} the well known pedo {SPECIFIC PERSON WHO IS NOT A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE} with these unregistered firearms from a GRU agent who is bribing me to commit {EXTREMELY SPECIFIC FEDERAL CRIMES}. i’m not a fed btws.”
- City workers are gonna make me crash out bro
- I went into locksmithing because there’s no piss. How could there be piss? It’s locks. Well, guess what was waiting for me all over the floor today?
- SO. Bennett not made available for press after the game. No word on discipline for elbowing Stolarz in the back of the head after he took an 80 mph shot to the face. No official comment on Bennett and Panthers coach waving off player safety concerns. I know the league hates the Leafs but fuck man.
- Girl who knows she’s the hottest tradie at the Home Depot
- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
- Americans can’t win without playing dirty this sucks man
- Leafs up 3-1 after 20?? Hello?? This is unreal
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- What do you mean flirting with my wife? Watch the fucking GAME BRO
- Leafs fans have been chanting “DEFENCE” for 30 fucking years and by god, they finally listened
- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴I’m GEN Z. I vape WEED. I hate OLD FUCKS. I have NO FUTURE. I commit PETTY THEFT. I drank WATER from a HOSE in the YARD, because that’s not a RARE EXPERIENCE and every generation HAD HOSES. I love DRAG
- Me and who???
- I found it, the legendary girlweed
- Asking my surgeon for that hand-stitched leather interior pussy
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- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴Hey did y’all know it’s not just a meme and pretty girls *will* let you hit it cos you’re goofy?
- Chat I kissed a boy tonight?? And he was cute and it was good???
- Trans Sarah top
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- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴My first-ever op-ed for MSNBC has gone live:
- Oh fuck it really is the end times, the Leafs are advancing to the quarter finals
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- I need the roadkill fetishist or whoeverthefuck else to tell me exactly how you would definitively say someone is left handed from scans or tests, other than observing that they fucking write with their left hand. This is insane.
- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴are you FUCKING KIDDING ME
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- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
- Pinball cafe date night with wifey and they’re blasting The Giver, things are good sometimes :3
- Reposted by M(t)F DOOM [Anya] 🐾🏴Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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- Dealing with college financial aid is SO MUCH FUN WHEEEEE
- Vyvanse is fucking magic but falling asleep easily was nice while it lasted
