Andy Boyle
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
- lotsa sky
- proof of vacation
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- in portland every kid gets a fuckin axe
- hell yeah
- Reposted by Andy BoyleI don’t feel like cotton candy has been adequately explained to us ‘you spin sugar really fast and that just happens’ yea okay grow up
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- going on vacation to oregon anyone need anything
- Reposted by Andy Boyle"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people
- Reposted by Andy BoyleLately finding myself eating lunch while standing. It feels good. I see why horses and dads do this
- Reposted by Andy BoyleWhat George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
- Reposted by Andy Boyle“The Post Office loses money” yeah so does the Fire Department, shut the fuck up
- maybe instead call this section “horse”
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- brb gunna train it
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- Reposted by Andy Boyleyou know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
- chicago
- saw the oscar mayer wienermobile go by and if you could bottle the joy I felt we’d have heaven on earth
- Reposted by Andy BoyleRed smoke means a new Word of the Year has been chosen.
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- Reposted by Andy Boyle27 years ago today, Kerry Wood struck out 20 🔥 (📸: Cubs)
- Reposted by Andy BoyleDon't blame me blame quantum fluctuations in the very early universe.
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- rude to have my body wake me up this early on a monday
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- Reposted by Andy BoyleI’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
- Reposted by Andy BoyleI would cheerfully pay extra for packaging that isn't child-proof
- food is good fyi
- Reposted by Andy Boylemodems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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- Reposted by Andy BoyleBREAKING: #Chicago finished this past month with the fewest #murders of any April since 1962, a @WBEZ analysis has found. The month’s 19 murders make 115 so far this year, the lowest January-through-April tally since 2014. www.wbez.org/cpd/2025/05/...
- Reposted by Andy BoyleJust yesterday I was thinking about how, when social media platforms rolled out algorithms, everyone was like “we don’t want that.” And they were like “no no, trust us, the data says you do; it’ll be great.” Now not only are the algorithms not great, they sucked the life out of everything
- from @caseyjohnston.bsky.social, worth considering
- it's cool how the dog who lives in the unit above me has 12 legs
- they say going for a jog while listening to The Talking Heads can cure your problems. folks? they’re Right
- Reposted by Andy BoyleIf you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
- Reposted by Andy Boylei am tired of being told i must coddle these people. no! they are willfully ignorant! and their standard bearer, RFK, is a monstrous narcissist who is indifferent to death and suffering.
- think I might start making up a sports team and randomly tweet about it and their players because that’s what you could all be doing about soccer and I would have no fucking idea
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- having just seen SINNERS, one of the best films of the year, if not longer, it’s obvious hollywood should give Ryan Coogler all the fucking money he wants to make whatever he wants whenever he wants
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- seeing SINNERS tonight. excited I get to finally understand the conversation (NOT racist, they assure me) around how it made a lot of money but did it wrong
- yet another trip to the vet where all the front staff talk to my cat and tell him how beautiful and big he is but none of them say the same to me 😔
- Reposted by Andy BoyleI check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
- Reposted by Andy BoyleIt’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
- Reposted by Andy BoyleLet this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
- really sucks that the world’s most divorced loser made 69420 no longer funny
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- did you know you can just look like this
- if I had a billion dollars you can bet your ass I wouldn’t be in any goddamn group chats anymore
- all things considered the HOA fee being only $200 makes it a great deal
- one time I dropped an ice cream cone because I swerved to miss a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk so I totally get how the US Navy feels having a plane go overboard
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- breaking: it’s nice as fuck outside in chicago
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- back on my bullshit (listening at the gym to a Robert A. Caro-written audiobook)
- I use my group chats for sharing funny stuff and planning trips to the movies and fun stuff. not arguing over who can be the most effective nazi helper. weird shit
- [entering the discourse] as someone who occasionally fluctuates in size due to fitness goals, I am way fuckin stronger at 255 than 225. but what’s more important is that at both sizes my calves are still very great
- Reposted by Andy BoyleAdult Catholic converts spend their time lecturing people about how to stand during the Our Father in mass, cradle Catholics are like "well technically there's no rule that I can't say the word 'fuck' "
- on a walk and got super mad because I looked across the street into a dude’s second story window and saw he had gorgeous floor to ceiling bookshelves and I am unfortunately not him. life is bullshit
