- Dads everywhere like “well what kind of tie-downs were they using?”
- Another US fighter jet falls into sea from Truman aircraft carrier, US officials say reut.rs/3GJnYxF
- Got a couple clicks in on the ratchet strap and thought that'd take care of it, huh? Now what did I tell you about that?
- Dads totally would have secured it properly, then patted the jet and said that this would hold.
- The guy that did it forgot to say "well that aughta do 'er" when he was done. The plane had no chance.
- Somebody forgot the “That ain’t goin’ anywhere.”
- if you can't tie knots, tie lots
- "What have I told you about how to pack the aircraft carrier so nothing falls off?"
- I felt it necessary to canoe-meme this.
- You can accuse me of being Shakey the Mohel but do they have to park them so close to the edge?
- “now that’s the difference between a bungee cord and a ratchet strap, see?”
- Does anyone even know how to tie a trucker hitch anymore?
- forget the gaff tape, get out the ratchet straps
- Did I ask if they have zip ties? No comment.
- Are the planes manual transmission? Maybe they forgot the parking brake.
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- Damnit, I told you a thousand times; bungee cords won't last, use the ratchet straps!
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- Start asking the right questions
- Omfg. The US Navy is such a joke these days
