The tip the shoe salesman gave me about rubbing a candle along the parts of your shoe that cause chafing on your bare skin? It works.
Awesome to know. Which candle did you use?
What do you mean? I just used a plain white ordinary candlestick
So it was you, in the living room, with the candlestick, eh?
May 11, 2025 22:18I CONFESS BUT PROFESSOR PLUM TOTALLY HAD IT COMING
TRUE DAT. HE’S THE ONE WHO KEEPS CALLING ICE TO RAT OUT HIS STUDENTS.
UNFORTUNATELY MY CANDLE WAS NOT IN A CANDLE HOLDER SO IT JUST BROKE IN HALF OVER HIS HEAD
AMATEUR! THIS IS WHY TOM WON’T LET YOUR GUARD THE MAIN HOUSE.
THAT AND I KEPT RAIDING THE REFRIGERATOR AND HIS HUMIDOR
YOU WERE HUNGRY, AND HOW ELSE WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO VISIT SWEET DIEGO?
HE MIGHT UNDERSTAND THAT IF HE WERE NOT A HEARTLESS GHOUL
