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Nah, that “egg-shaped divot” is just his smooth ass cheek curvature. If anything he is actually poo-shaped. The clue is in Humpty DUMPty.
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The MI movies have always been average at best. It’s all the undeserved hype around Tommy boy and his constant running that makes people think they are amazing movies.
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Show me in the words of the rhyme that says he’s an egg.
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There are no kids in GTA because they are all indoors playing COD killing each other.
Just don’t get it the wrong way round… meeting an egg isn’t that great.
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Doesn't matter where you are, Guiness will always taste like cold beef soup.
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poo shed?
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I still find it hilarious that the one mission impossible for Tom Cruise is staying married.
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I thought the police had arrested Starmer and it said “arse with intent to endanger life”
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Rah-if?
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"The force confirmed no-one had been injured."
See, no problem at all!
Nothing wrong with it - who else is going to drive the car home?
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You should order from a different place if that’s what they are putting in there!
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Or… y’know, you could have a sense of humour and a laugh every now in then. JFC!
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Wait so Apple may release a ‘mostly glass, curved iPhone’ in 2027?
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It still blows my mind that he flew that rocket to the moon before the Americans…
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*The Tea-for-one Act
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This because it’s batshit insane!
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So if I am on the ground floor of my house I have no downstairs either?
I mean, if this isn't fascism then what is it?
Scenes are repeating across the United States, passersby and local residents confront & resist Trump's ICE regime troops as they’re spotted kidnapping their neighbours. The regime continues its campaign of ethnic cleansing, appearing at homes and businesses masked and without warrants.
#3E #StopICE
So brave with their guns and hiding their faces…
the addage 'leave it to the professionals' could never be more true, with amateur cuddles last year accounting for over 91% of accidental dismemberments
Sorry boss, I can’t make it into work today. My shoulder was dislocated by an amateur cuddler.
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that's nuts!
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so hot...
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Never trust a fart in a public place.
@jameswillems.bsky.social @elysewillems.bsky.social I found this image on my phone - I know it has something to do with one of you but can’t remember what, any ideas?
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Trapped in an A-HA music video?
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What a waste of time to spend on a game that won’t be out for another year! I pity the poor intern who you got to do this.
Waking up in the night because you need to poo is so much worse than if you need to pee.
Especially if you are working the night shift and driving a bus...
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i still dont understand why they did it - they went out in a storm, drove 40 minutes to it, just because they are dicks?
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That quote was clearly written by Ai.
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Plot twist: it’s just a very tall chair!
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A Pope-off? Contenders READY?!
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Who is that? And should I be glad I don’t know?
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Darth Trump one week later.
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Have you tried removing the batteries?
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You need a super Vax hoover to clean the seats that Riker mounts!
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I also got banned from B&Q for the very same reason.
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I wonder if you'll have to starting giving consent to who can use your dead image:
❌ Disney
❌ BBC
✔️ Guest spot on The Simpsons
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tshirt is wrong colour, must be a cheap knockoff.
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I'd love to see the faces of people playing it, enjoying it but also hating themselves because... xbox.
I once spent three whole days naked because I couldn't be arsed to do the washing.
that's also why you lost your job as a primary school teach, Jimmy.
This is… wow. Just wow.
Raccoon found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop, woman arrested
A woman has been arrested when a raccoon named Chewy was holding a meth pipe in the driver's seat of her car in what police are calling a "strange encounter on patrol."
Why was the woman arrested? The raccoon was in the drivers seat!
Imagine wearing nothing but wet, leather chaps for a week, and developing the mother of all blisters on your taint...
Thats JD Vance, that is.
he'd probably get off on it.
Breaking News: Roman Catholic cardinals are proceeding to the Sistine Chapel, where they will begin voting for the next pope. Follow live.
Live Updates: Cardinals Gather in Sistine Chapel to Elect Pope
They should do it like on The Voice and have them all spin around in a chair when they like the sound of the one who doesn't bugger kids.
Could you just fucking not? Thanks.
I dunno, though...
President Donald Trump’s meme coin is already a thing that shouldn’t exist, much less as a vehicle for foreign entities to funnel money to the sitting president, yet here we are.
Foreign Interests Appear to Be Pouring Millions Into Trump's Meme Coin
The top buyers of Trump's crypto meme coin used exchanges that ban U.S. users, indicating they are likely foreign buyers, Bloomberg reports.
That's one way to make bribery legal, I guess...
Apple’s sci-fi epic Foundation is back for season 3 in July
Apple’s sci-fi epic Foundation is back for season 3 in July
Another hot sci-fi summer.
Not apples I think you will find it’s Asimovs book
I want a watch like this with a pedometer in it....
Anyone?
for counting steps or for alerts when there are pedo's around?
I had a good part in a TV series but haven't acted in anything for twenty years. There's been rumours of someone from Loose Women moving into our village. I dread to think that I'll lose my celeb status now. I've been dining off it for years.
this you?
