I've not had a cup of tea in 30yrs. Everyone I know loves tea so if you made a cup then you needed to make one for everyone. I stopped drinking tea just so I wouldn't asked to make tea for all. It was a combination of laziness and the stress of making the tea to everyone's taste.

There are laws against this sort of behaviour. The Treason Act.

*The Tea-for-one Act

I assumed that the fact that tea is the first syllable in the Treason Act, admittedly with a bit of a stretch, would be perfectly capable of carrying that sentence. I see that my faith in humanity was, for want of a better word, fucked.