Alex Blechman
Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
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- HBO Max is changing their name again to The Brothers Warner’s Compendium of Feats & Fables
- Cardinal: (in conclave) We vowed not to have an American Pope until they suffered a political decline. Let's check the news to see if it's time CNN: The Quiznos Rat has been appointed head of the FDA
- The bad news is that all private taxpayer data has been fed to a malevolent AI named Necrox the Defiler. The good news is that we fired every health inspector