Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Kraft Heinz, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Cardinal: (in conclave) We vowed not to have an American Pope until they suffered a political decline. Let's check the news to see if it's time
CNN: The Quiznos Rat has been appointed head of the FDA
