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“A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.” - Nelson Mandela
- Happy 43rd b’day to “Combat Rock” — the iconic LP by @theclash.com that featured “Rock the Casbah”. When writing, Joe Strummer said, “I started to think about what someone had told me .. that you get lashed for owning a disco album in Iran." (Hence the line, “Shareef don’t like it.”)
- Joe Strummer (if he were still with us 🙏🏼), would definitely be on Trump/Patel’s enemies list #BadgeOfHonor #WeAreTheClash
- * DICK'S SPORTING GOODS MULLS BUYING FOOT LOCKER AT $24/SHARE: WSJ @wsj.com $DKS $FL www.wsj.com/business/dea...
- “Dick’s Foot Locker”
- Same week. Same analysis from both @politico.com and @nytimes.com: Trump’s negotiating style has a “tell”. #TACO 🌮 www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u... www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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- 🌮 #TACO
- Oh, don't worry, we won't. ;-)
- Can’t get past it Katharine Hepburn. #MAGAFailure
- Ministry arrived at The Riv last Friday doing a set of their long-disowned “With Sympathy” and “Twitch” era album cuts. As the expected, the crowd ate up the Medusa’s era catalog. Ashley Perez Hollingsworth covered it for IE illinoisentertainer.com/2025/05/live...
- Yea!
- Pope Leo's oldest brother is basically your crazy uncle. www.wbez.org/religion/202...
- Thanksgiving dinner at the Vatican will be fun 🙄
- MUSK, in Riyadh: "My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But even better. @cnbc.com $TSLA
- I have my doubts that Toxic Tesla will be viable brand when iRobot is making me my morning pancakes 🥞
- Trump is having a hard time keeping his eyes open in Saudi Arabia
- “Fat Shot Felon”
- Your kids still get two dolls. And five pencils. 🤡
- “This plane ✈️ will self-destruct in 13 months” 🤖
- (NYT) - As few as three air traffic controllers were scheduled to work on Monday evening at the facility guiding planes to and from Newark Liberty International Airport, the Federal Aviation Administration said, far fewer than the target of 14 controllers .. #EWR www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/b...
- OMFG Lets Go Mavs !!!
- Congratulations
- Seventeen years ago today. The guys in the booth must have had fun rolling on this. 🤡
- All timer. 🍑 🤡
- Parody on so many levels. 💕
- MTV and Fox News reality TV alumni. Didn’t we expect anything different? 🍑 🤡
- This will be easy to confirm. Not that anyone will care.
- I want more domestic “Fat Shot Factories.”
- $LLY $NVO
- “Fat Shot Felon”
- * TRUMP: CHINA AGREED TO OPEN UP * TRUMP: OPENING UP CHINA WILL TAKE A WHILE TO PAPER * TRUMP: CHINA TO SUSPEND NON-MONETARY BARRIERS * TRUMP: WILL SPEAK TO XI AT END OF WEEK MAYBE @reuters.com
- “2 Weeks”
- * TRUMP: TOTAL RESET WITH CHINA @cnbc.com @bloomberg.com
- The White House claimed in a news release Sunday that the “U.S. Announces China Trade Deal in Geneva,” but it has not provided any details on an agreement.
- As Newark Liberty International Airport struggled with technological disruptions and staffing shortages, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy warned on Sunday that more U.S. airports could face similar disruptions this summer.
- Forecasters warned of flash flooding from Florida to Virginia amid a slow-moving system that is expected to bring heavy rainfall through Wednesday.
- That’s OK, FEMA will help the affected. Wait.. #TrumpIsFailingYou #OrangeFelon
- GREER: “.. It’s important to understand how quickly we were able to come to agreement, which reflects that perhaps the differences were not so large as maybe thought.” www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
- I’ll wait to hear the results from an independent third party
- Ceasefire lasted less than 4 hours. How many Witkoffs in a Scaramucci?
- Cosplay Secretary of State
- NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Air traffic controllers for New Jersey's Newark airport lost radar again for 90 seconds Friday, FAA says.
- Cosplay Transportation Secretary #RealWorldDuffy
- “.. a troubling development in the wake of revelations that controllers lost radio contact with pilots flying into EWR in recent months.” @nbcnews.com $UAL www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
- Fox News and reality show orange cabinet instilling confidence on every level. #DoNotFlyList
- Page One. 💯
- Amen.
- The interim US Attorney for the District of Columbia, folks.
- AA meetings in DC will be extra Lit.
- If this eliminates all the filthy MAGA’s from the Catholic Church it may be safe to back to mass again #GoodRiddance
- Extending an official invite to Chicago's own Pope Leo the XIV to host a screening of BLUES BROTHERS
- Amen.
- Breaking news: The US president has said the deal with the UK would include 'billions of dollars of increased market access for American exports', including for American beef, ethanol, chemicals and machinery. www.ft.com/content/d43d...
- $ZM. 😏
- There are limits for the UK Prime Minister to suffer from the massive stench emanating from the Orange Oval Office.
- hours after Bessent left the door open to lowering tariffs on China, Trump says he's not open to pulling back tariffs on China
- Looking good today Orange Messiah 🍊 🍑 🤡 #FailingFelon
- * U.S. TREASURY'S BESSENT SOME TRADE NEGOTIATIONS ARE 'QUITE ADVANCED' TOWARDS AGREEMENTS IN PRINCIPLE * U.S. TREASURY'S BESSENT DECLINES TO SAY WHICH COUNTRIES THE U.S. COULD REACH TRADE DEALS WITH THIS WEEK, SAYING IT WOULD BE DETRIMENTAL U.S. INTERESTS @reuters.com
- * VANCE: THERE IS A BIG GULF BETWEEN WHERE UKRAINIANS AND RUSSIANS ARE * U.S. VICE PRESIDENT VANCE: WE THINK RUSSIANS ARE ASKING FOR TOO MUCH @reuters.com
- JD Vance is working his magic again
- “.. Canada is our largest trading partner," McGarvey said. "We're going to lose tens of millions of dollars in bourbon sales in Ontario province alone, not to mention the whole country, because of what Trump's policies are doing.” #StrategicUncertainty 🤡 abcnews.go.com/Politics/ken...
- You think Mitch McConnell would try to do something? #help
- This must be the “strategic uncertainty” we keep hearing so much about. 🤡 @bloomberg.com $WYNN www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
- Shared Sacrifice Hotels by Wynn
- “Whiskey Leaks” 🥃
- “Across military Reddit forums and enlisted meme pages, Hegseth has become a regular target of satire, often referred to with nicknames such as "DUI Hire," "Whiskey Leaks" and "Kegseth."” www.military.com/daily-news/2...
- With India and Pakistan (two nuclear powers) currently ramping up their war machines - do you trust the amateurs and the alcoholic that Trump installed (and the GOP approved) at DOD from helping prevent WWIII? I certainly don’t #AmatuerHour #WhoIsMindingTheStore?
- Today in Dept. Of Government Efficiency: tired of “trade deals” that need to be “signed”? No longer! 🤡
- * TRUMP: I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING THE NEW PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA, MARK CARNEY * TRUMP: WE DON'T NEED THEIR CARS, ENERGY, LUMBER @reuters.com
- Carney: We don’t need your Spray-tan, Adderrall and Your Fascist Groove Thing.
- Here we go.
- He’ll rip her to shreds on the campaign trail. Question is - will educated, non-MAGA Georgia voters vote against their self-interest?
- Uh, ok, we’re on like the 4th iteration of this and wtf is going on?
- “Shared Sacrifice” Chris
- “My wife thought it was cute.”
- I see we’re in the “shared sacrifice” stage now. #GoldenAgeOfAmerica 🥇
- “Shared sacrifice” = “War On Christmas” (Bill O’Reilly will be starting early this year)
- Small businesses (250 employees or less) account for 80% of all US job openings. 🙄
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View full threadMaybe the end is near?
- I am hoping. 🙏🏼
- Temu AntiChrist strikes again. It’s like Omen 3 if it was written by the Farrelly Brothers.
- Double Quarter Pounder Pope
- Aaaaaand, scene. 🤡 @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
- Double Quarter Pounder Pope
