Today in Dept. Of Government Efficiency: tired of “trade deals” that need to be “signed”?
No longer! 🤡
In a long monologue in the Oval Office beside Canadian PM Mark Carney this afternoon, the President appears to say the trade "deals" his team are working on are not deals in the traditional sense, as they will not have to be signed.
This is really significant! More in thread.
May 6, 2025 19:29Ah yes, Infrastructure Week has shapeshifted into Trade Deals Week. Can’t wait for next week’s episode: “95% Done: Just Waiting on final approvals.”
Trump literally does not understand tariffs. He thinks he understands trade deficits but he’s totally wrong about those too. You know he is a dumbass about these things because he makes no sense when he blathers on about them.
Trump voters elected an utter idiot. Possibly with dementia as well.
The whole regime is a fucking joke.
Sick of it, and unfortunately it’s only been 107 days out of a long 4 years.
Just send him crypto and the deal is sealed.
#EconSkyGonna be kinda tricky to get Senate approval for unsigned trade deals.
I remember the outrage about Autopen. 🙄
#RumpAlwaysFindsSomeWiggleRoom
We won’t have to sign trade deals. They’re legally binding contracts.
#OurWiggleRoomPresident So these “deals” are in essence 100% Trump backing down and giving up on his shit tariffs. Cuz what nation is going to abide by any other “deal” otherwise?!
Game over US economy. Businesses will never have certainty until Trump and his ilk are gone.
Things will only get worse from here until he is removed from office. There’s no light at the end of the tunnel with Trump.
I saw a crazy episode of the new reality TV show “Real Memory Care Residents Unleashed.” A very elderly resident in a gold-stained room was talking about setting the prices for all goods that people buy from America.
…because everyone knows Trump’s handshake deals and his word are “stronger than Oak.”
#Failing #Phony #FelonThe best part if they don't have to be "signed" they don't have to be "negotiated" either! No need for the other party - just make it up out of thin air, announce they are "done" and declare victory on 200 deals in less than 90 days. Genius.
Poor Carney having to sit through that.
Ha ha ha…
So does Trump think he has a deal with China?
Ha ha ha…
I thought the trade deficit existed because other countries don’t want to buy shitty products from the US. (Because our only business move is cost cutting, so all of our products suck or will soon)
Which tells you that the world does not need the US as a trade partner...
it’s one those shady deals that require buying some of that trump coin. then boom, tariffs are gone!
No auto-pen needed. Just the imaginary sharpie of the art of the deals.
Just more lies and scams.
The Republicans are responsible for every piece of this, except where the Dems swooped in as the gang who couldn’t shoot straight. Suddenly, I’m overwhelmed by the stunning incompetence of everyone in DC.
But the corrupt Republicans could DO something now. They just won’t.
Unsigned trade deals can be rescinded without a fuss, by a petulant president
You can’t sign what doesn’t exist!
Are you f**king kidding me?
Unilateral trade deals! The art of the deal is really the art of the scamming spin machine.
Perhaps the President has overplayed his hand.
Trump is so trustworthy no need to have him sign. Trust is one thing Trump doesn't have much of.
Holy hell Batman!! Clowns!
IOW, trade deals are a euphemism for buying his crypto
At least he realizes America's signature on a piece of paper is worthless, so why waste ink?
aka made up shit
Can you imagine his tantrum when someone tells him that if he does make a "deal," it would need to be ratified by Congress as a treaty?
Has he blamed Biden yet?
Why put anything on paper when you already know you won't be holding up your end of the "deal". Much easier than not paying your contractors!
Translation: There are no trade deals & there probably won’t be any trade deals.
It’s not like anything Trump signs is worth the ink used to sign it. If he changes his mind next week, he will ignore any deals he’s made in the past and claim he was hoodwinked.
More LIES by the fake DEMENTED NAZI, FRAUD, and CONVICTED FELON.
So he brings foreign leaders into his office to humiliate and berate them. Special. To the rest of the world I’m sorry.
Which ever way the wind blows eh?
Someone help.
Art of the Steal
This is absurd! He, of all people to talk about his word being trusted is a joke! He is the most untrustworthy individual. He rarely pays anyone who has done any work for him. He's a free-loader!
Is the trade deal in the room with you now? 🤡
Reminder of the original Ukraine extortion
State Dept officials reported that Trump only wanted Zelenskyy to announce an investigation of the Bidens
He didn’t care if one was actually opened.
Same here “Just be nice and say we made a deal”
Not deals, price schedules for Christ’s fucking sake! 🙄
Moron!
Love your subtle sarcasm and clown emoji!
Of course they won't need to be signed; they are all in his head!
More of a concept of a deal
What even is a "deal" to the guy who pushed his personal brand with a book called "The Art of the Deal"?
Where's my disappearing ink pen or perhaps just a deal on Signal that disappears in like 5 minutes after signing...I mean We are in the Twilight zone and economics government...
are we to care about 'signed' pacts now? Fr? 😉
One sided trade deals are not deals. All bs.
Just a handshake and Trump’s word. We’re good.
Sure, that's gonna well with the trading "partners".
Guess he is getting the Benjamins.