Tits McGees Love Machine
Perpetually angry,yet likable. I’m the guy at the party avoiding people and playing with the pets. Alcoholic with 7 years sobriety. And fuck tRump.
Manducare divas.
- What?! 👇 Remember…no ketchup.
- Butter. Pinch of salt. And a big fucking chocolate milkshake.
- I’ll say it again for the people in the back. I DON’T LIKE CAKE.
- There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.
- And game wardens.
- No. Not gonna happen today. Tomorrow. Ever. Not my home. My family. My protection.
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- Three months ago,this thought never crossed my mind. I’m tempted to drive the speed limit.
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- A white Christian nationalist? Oh wait…same thing. My bad.
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- In the immortal words of Austin Powers;”She’s a man,baby!”
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- This woke bloke wouldn’t waste time taking pictures of that majestic slice of beef.
- This. 💯
- If you need a ‘good laugh’…👇 Since. Ancient. Times. 😂✨
- Ancient? 1861. Until that little hiccup in 1941. Allies since 1944. Hands down down the dumbest pOTUS since ancient times.
- Eat the rich. I would happily give two percent of anything I have if I knew it would mean so much to so many.
- I sense a disturbance in the force.
- This is the beginning of a massive fall of MAGA. No amount of division, fear mongering, lies, and cheap lines will overcome the fact that you just took many people’s prosperity just because it makes you feel powerful. Mark my words, the beginning of the end.
- Thoughts and prayers to them all. 😂😂
- I remain authentic to who I am and a large part of the past 4.5 years for me has been my sobriety journey. I think I’ve been an inspiration to many that if I could get sober, anyone can do it... But just when you think it’s easy,,, it ain’t…
- You’re not alone brother. Learn and move on. No regrets. Be happy to tell you my story or listen to yours.
- Well,fuck. As a Gen-Xer,this one hurts. Iconic. So many great roles.
- Val Kilmer has died at 65
- Iceman RIP
- I saw my first Osprey of 2025 today - watching it swoop out of the sky and snatch a fish from the Potomac reminded me of Marjorie Taylor Greene's feet.
- Majestic birds. We have 5 that come to nest every year at work. I can kill a day just watching them.
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- I’ve heard this one before…
- Roses are red Violets are blue
- This is gold.
- It has to start somewhere.
- Trickle down economics is a money grab. Always has been,always will be.
- Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?” Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”
- Thank you. I laughed out loud. Multiple times. Sad but true.
- The Fanta fascist idolizes Putin. Has a man crush on the N.Korean wee man. If Zelensky was a dictator,Mango Mussolini would have proposed to him by now.
- So the tax cuts for the top .1% isn’t enough?
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- Yes. This.
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- Too late. What happens now is on them. FAFO.
- Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires an extraordinary amount of self-delusion. Eat the rich.
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- Blocked.
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- It’s been years for me. Around the time Barack Obama was being portrayed as anything but a great man. Or even human.
- I feel so deeply for the families of these children. Heartbroken and enraged at the same time. I fear this is only the beginning.
- The President of the United States (POTUS) does not have the unilateral power to suspend federal spending. The power of the purse, which includes the authority to appropriate and allocate federal funds, is vested in Congress under the U.S. Constitution. Why is this being allowed to happen?
- 1788 France anyone? Anyone? I really hate cake.
- Um. What did I just watch?
- The truth.
- um
- Let the truth be known.
- Manducare divas. I don’t like cake.
- I don’t like cake.
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- Sang it. Felt the beat. Continued the rhythm in my head. Put on the headphones. Downloaded it. Cranked it up. Listened to ZZ Too for the next three hours. Needed that. Thank you.
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- Fear of getting cancelled? Somebody’s never been punched in the mouth. That’ll change soon.
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- “I’m a changed man from those days,but it never happened. Smear campaign. But I’ve changed”
[This account was taken down by their PDS (Bluesky PBC)]- Gotta watch the National Championship. Then again, they’ll be a replay. I’m in. TV off. PS5 on.
- Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
- Congratulations Marcus Freeman. The first black head coach to lead his team to a National Championship game.
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- “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
