infinite zero
When you stare into the void, sometimes, just sometimes, the void stares back
- Okay, but hear me out. What if, instead of Canada being the 51st state, the US became the 11th province? Then we could talk about looneys and not be referring to the president
- The only technology worse than email are printers. And the only thing worse than printers is printing out emails
- Yes, I did eat half my sandwich before I realized why it was so terrible how’s your day going?
- This is truly the best of all possible worlds
- “Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, f**k the [fascists]”
- EFF calls on cybersecurity community to stand up. Great piece by @evacide We can’t talk about defending democracy by being silent. Being silent is defending authoritarian control. eff.org/deeplinks/2025/04/c…
- The secret to being promoted in a large organization: fail so spectacularly and publicly that your boss _has_ to promote you to avoid looking like a bad manager for assigning you the task in the first place
- “But her emails” is how I would have responded were I ever accidentally added to a top secret Signal chat
- It was the b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶, it was the worst of times: daylight saving time
- DOGE, like the crypto it is named after isn’t about making things better, its just plain old corruption. 18F was not well known, but they did awesome work to make the IT of the USgov better for Americans
- I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org
- Zelenskyy shows, again, that he won’t kowtow to bullies - even when they are his supposed “allies”. US might have better air defenses, but Ukraine has a better president.
- Clearly, the most appropriate way to reply to all these DOGE emails is to preface any response with: “By reading this email you are consenting to immediate resignation”
- Tired: stream ciphers Wired: scream ciphers
- Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054
- Little bobby tables got into cartography…
- Words have no meaning when everything is enshittified. #disneyplus
- Assuming we are allowed to say anything other than “Heil Trump” or “I love Big Brother”, I propose future historians call this period “The rainbow scare”
- Trump his cronies - yeah they’re bad sure, but like the real reason shit is fucked up everywhere: monopolies. You want to really fix things? Break up the monopolies, actually enforce antitrust, and give the investor class a haircut. www.thebignewsletter.com/p/did-a-priv...
- Crypto scams are now official us policy, it seems
- They give out .gov domains to anybody these days doge.gov
- It’s snowing in Houston, anyone spotted Ted Cruz in Cancún yet?
- I repeat: winter. Is. Coming.
- Winter is coming
- closing time, one last call for SREs so finish your commit or push closing time, you don’t have to go `~` but you can’t `cd .`
- If a packet is dropped by a switch and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
- These fireworks sound more like people are trying to kill the old year rather than bring in a new one
- Remember that life is precious and fragile. When you die, all that’s really left of you that matters is the memories others have about you. Give them good memories. Haunt them with love
- The best key on the keyboard is the delete key.
- Effectively implementing fascism was probably not the intended goal but #fafo
- 4yo, in the car: Is Donald Trump a bad guy? Me: on a scale from one to Shredder… id say at least a seven.
