marry lettuce /silly

damn- then uhh,,, uh,,,, idk- sorry 😔 I was gonna say me or something but i don't think you'd be comfortable with that, and I'm already platonically married,,

if u really wanna ig,, /hj

I mean, I am.. ... 🥺

yes 💍

HOLY FUCK I JUST WALKED OUT OF MY OWN WEDDING (not really, it's still going) AND I SEE A PROPOSAL

YOU WALKED OUT OF YOUR OWN WEDDING WHILE IT WAS GOING ON????

I NEEDED SOME FRESH AIR OK!

The what

It has become traditional to drown a child at platonic Weddings

WHOS CHILDREN ARE YOU DROWING???????