Pistachio is nice… but not God-Tier. You clearly never had nocciola (hazelnut) ice cream, in Firenze, on a hot summer day 😁.

Well, you just ruined our para-social relationship. I guess we're not friends-that-have-never-talked-or-ever-will after all.

Says the guy who has never tasted salted caramel. (Btw, pistachio is also extremely low tier. And, deep down, you know it...)

Those are the classy flavours, but I will eat an entire tub of cookie dough ice cream at 2 am with zero hesitation. It's the ice cream equivalent of a bag of crack.