xjbar
follow if you want to maybe chuckle sometimes | veteran 🇺🇸 | culver’s stan | world traveler | not everything i post is original, some is just stuff i find funny, interesting, or important
- Reposted by xjbarme googling a phone number when they call me instead of answering it
- i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???
- any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often me: never use? got it! game: no- me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!
- i hate when this happens :3
- Reposted by xjbarguys i relapsed 😔
- so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user it is such a good feeling :3
- being a baby must be terrifying. imagine falling asleep at home and waking up in walmart
- i need to get my life together but i’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in
- Reposted by xjbar*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
- we hit affiliate! thank you all so much for the support u have giving me the last two days of my stream. i know it’s cliche to say, but i couldn’t have done it without u :3
- doing a 24/7 twitch stream until i hit 50 followers! :3 we are at 37 so far! come say hi and share if you want, it would mean the world to me! twitch.tv/xjbar97
- doing a 24/7 twitch stream until i hit 50 followers! :3 we are at 37 so far! come say hi and share if you want, it would mean the world to me! twitch.tv/xjbar97
- Reposted by xjbarI am alive
- did this tonight when I went out for dinner lol
- the padded room is cozy at least :3
- hi i dont want to post about my stream much more than this but it would be awesome if u stopped by and said hi :3 twitch.tv/xjbar97
- companies that use ai for art are dumb
- being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "peepo" for the last 30 years of your life
- Reposted by xjbarcan’t believe they merged together
- when you realize, in the middle of driving, that you legit haven’t been paying attention at all… like how am I alive? who gave me a license??
- the dominos pizza tracker says jared is quality checking my order but it also said jared made my order. isn’t this a conflict of interest?
- Reposted by xjbarI’m ready for the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight
- remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere and u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each
- um did a rooster write this???
- me stopping the microwave at 0:01 seconds so it doesn’t beep
- the fortune teller flips over your tarot card and looks confused you lean forward to sneak a glance. “is-is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously
- bluesky keeps on lagging because so many new people are finding their new home. that’s amazing :)
- me as a kid: (falls 20 feet off monkey bars) im good! me now: i tried to scoop ice cream that was just a little too frozen and i dislocated my shoulder
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- why doesn’t the working class, which is the larger of the two classes, not simply eat the rich?
