Victor CR
Posting in English and español | unapologetic self-promoter | 🏳️🌈 he/him | no sé qué hago aquí | PhD Student | me@victorcrespo.xyz
- Missing her
- Thought I was gonna do fusion cuisine and added some Mexican chilies to this Dal, and let me tell you, it is spicy.
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- Every morning comes through my window Mr Sun
- Build my first home server. Named it “Kanto”
- I think I've sneezed more times this morning than I had sneezed all year
- Reposted by Victor CRHow will gays justify watching Eurovision this year? My guess is they're gonna be like "But I'll be wearing a Palestinian flag in my watching party" or something similar.
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- Extremely normal to get a cast iron tortilla press at Aldi of all places
- Well yes, that’s literally me
- What's your trainer class? #pokemon #pokemonArt
- Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Everyone: that's where I typed all the keywords in your job ad in invisible colour so that my resume would get past the AI screening tool you're using and I would get an interview with a real human
- Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: That would get me arrested in 65 countries
- Cloud, your Fantasy tonight took you to the grand Final. Congratulations my dear, you're the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge
- Labubus are Gen Z’s Funko Pops
- Those were the days
- This is me if you even care
- Hey! Phrasing!
- Now playing
- Somos las Musas, diosas de las artes que proclaman a los héroes
- Happy Mother’s Day
- 🎶 Una espiga dorada por el sol 🎶 🎶 el racimo que corta el viñador 🎶 🎶 Se convierten ahora en pan y vino de amor 🎶 🎶 En el cuerpo y la sangre del Señor 🎶
- Bye bye owl
- Reposted by Victor CRCalvin's got his fat cock out
- A turtle with sleeping problems: a snoretoise
- A Negroni...