Vanessa Grossmann
Writer, Artist, Crafter, Slightly Wicked Witch and All-Around Weird Chick
Best Selling Author of The Underwest: The Tale of the Clockwork Girl
cis-pan (she/her) Trans rights are human rights. Mental health matters. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔮🕉️
- This lychee soda is incredible and the glass ball opening mechanism confused me for a full 5 minutes.
- You gotta whack em like you mean it. I’ll cry the day my kid figures out how to open them herself!
- Get out there and be the black licorice in somebody’s assorted jelly beans today. What I’m saying is get out there and be the best part or the worst part, just don’t half-ass it.
- Would count myself lucky if I could muster half an ass today.
- He probably paid extra for that feature.
- I love to be a hater but I started reading Moby Dick and the first paragraph is so good all the hate left my body
- Me but with Anne of Green Gables.
- You must turn your suffering into art.
- I found an armful of nice mushrooms
- Howdy!
- Goodemorning Gonzobongos! HABBY CATURDAY!
- Looking handsomb today, Garbanzo!
- I'm not. I'm MANA. #MakeAmericaNormalAgain
- Or Make America Nice Again. 💜
- Oh to be a little man on the verge of eating his dinner berry.
- Swordes and Sorcerye? Yn thys economye? Best Ich kan manage ys Fisticuffs and Ventriloquism.
- Sporks and Tomfoolery
