Tyler, from the Internet: Aha, I see you have made an analogy. Well, allow me to ignore the purpose of analogy and instead talk about the things I can think of that are NOT exactly identical between what is under loose comparison. Next I shall be trying to literally apply metaphor. I am a social media champion.

Aha, I see you have made an analogy. Well, allow me to ignore the purpose of analogy and instead talk about the things I can think of that are NOT exactly identical between what is under loose comparison. Next I shall be trying to literally apply metaphor. I am a social media champion.