didn't take much for these guys to go from "big government is bad" to "what's the big deal if you're abducted by the government and trafficked to Mongolia"
Let's say instead you end up in a slave labor camp. How do you get to the consulate?
Wes Anderson escape montage, naturally.
this is also a good chance to get to know the precocious and alluring baker who delivers exactly one beautifully decorated cupcake in a box to the head guard, daily
Apr 16, 2025 23:02She's just a distraction, the real action is happening in a telephoto zoom across the prison yard where I have bribed the dapper prison cook with rare herbs that I have painstakingly grown in my prison cell over the months, whilst also chiseling a poem into the concrete walls--about herbs as well.
