Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)
Father, husband, he/him, 48!-year-old rookie crochet enthusiast. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche.
On second thought, how about no DMs?
- What a treat for Syracuse University graduates to hear from Hall of Famer Carmelo Anthony, who helped deliver the school’s only basketball championship 1,821 years ago.
- Make these monsters as famous as Lynndie England after Abu Ghraib.
- 🧵 Martin Diaz came to the U.S. as a toddler, fleeing cartel violence with his family. They had proof of the danger—a letter from a Michoacán official. He married a U.S. citizen & was advancing his visa. Then ICE showed up at his home in Spokane: no warrant, no ID #OnYourSide VC pslspokane
- Not in this lifetime, buddy
- Unimpressive white men 🤝 Meteoric ambition Every time
- Just amazing: Trump grew angry over a Biden-era program with the word "equity" in its name, so he ended it. But a key part of the program was sending money to red states to expand internet access in rural/MAGA country. Now they might not get it. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1950...
- Quick. Before he forgets what he’s pissed off about: someone say “private equity” in front of Trump.
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- Congratulations!!! I still have the gift receipt for that panini maker, in case you and Michael wanted to exchange it.
- chicago pope joke day is a top 5 bluesky day, I think
- This place really does have the juice. A new pope is named, and Bluesky’s researching his ancestry, high-fiving White Sox fans, and dragging the living hell out of Laura Loomer and JD Vance. IMO second only to Kissinger Night.
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- And the amount of belly button lint gathered is proportional to the daily sins committed. See, Sister Esther? I really DID read Leviticus!
