- "Hikers will be screened to ensure that all proper gear is accounted for INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO BOOTS, PACK, APPROPRIATE CLOTHING, ONE HUMAN SOUL SCREAMING FOR RELEASE, WATER, AND SNACKS!"
- whoever wrote this group hike description is a hero small quote: "This hike is welcoming to all hikers AS LONG AS THEY'RE READY TO BE METAL AND HIKE AT AN ACCOMODATING PACE FOR ALL THOSE PRESENT." #AMC #LynnWoods
