"pornographic memory"???

pornographic?

Do I have to be the one that says it? Fine. PORNETS! Let's get t-shirts!

Seriously, that’s a bald-faced hornet, and I nearly walked head-first into a nest at eye-level on a tree branch (ducked in time), and I learned from pest control when they came out that they will chase you down and remember you, if you disturb them, and I do have literal nightmares about that face.

What kind of memory do they have ?

Well, wondering/imagining what constitutes pornography to a hornet is officially on my list of worries.

Pornographic hornets wasn’t something I thought I’d ever need to worry about. It would seem I was wrong.

Once upon a time a hornet flew into my room. Unfortunately for it, I had a butterfly net, one of those terrarrium carrier thingies, and a mood for a new invertebrate pet. It did not get to back to its hive and spent the rest of its life in captivity, but it DID seem to enjoy apple slices!

The mind boggle at the thought of what kind of porn hornets are into. I mean the Japanese have some weird shit, hornets gotta be super freaks.

Freaky ahh hornet…

guess we ain’t so different after all

YouTube rabbit hole just became the xhamster hole..

Or do Maybe you’re into that kinda shit? Maybe you’re into hornets or something…

Not if you murder it

I guess these are hornyts

The comments. 💀

Sex with hornets would definitely require @thedevil.bsky.social …. Glad you’re on this! Lolol…. Pornographic memory!!! Lolol.

What that hornet does with its stinger is none of my business.

Pornoghaphic memory! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That's why they are called horneyets.

I closed my pornhub account because of this post.

hornet skong???

How would one go about determing pornographic memory of hornets? Would that make them hornies instead?

Yep. It’s the pornographic memory that has me sleep with one eye open!!

They're kink hornets?

Actually more terrifying than a photographic one.

They’re not wrong, don’t they skullfuck bees to death sometimes?

Pornographic memory, uh-oh. 🤣😂

excuse me WHAT its giving homophobic eyes

Snacks for later, get a few more and can make chocolate wasps. Everyone loves chocolate wasps.

... well, that's easy. Just don't have sex around them. Now you're essentially wasp-proof.

What a perverted species. 🐝💋

How does he know that hornet is gay?

I think I've seen this Hentai before.

A famous comedian once asked Have you ever repeatedly punched yourself in the genitals on public transportation?

pornographic you say.......... so if you put a hornet in front of a computer showing PronHub , the hornet would remember all of it?

Hornet will fuck you to death ur done

“We’ll just label this one ‘H’ for hornets”

Is he ... sneering at you?

Freak watchin Shrek in its mind

* photogenic

Insinkerator

😏 - Hornet

Hornets have pornographic memories? What kind of kinks do hornets have?

How many brain cells do you have to kill to confuse photo and porno

Hornets really dont care about humans , leave them alone. If you trap them then yeah they will hurt you and you will deserve it.

What are you doing in front of hornets? Asking for my cousin.

Gah I got a crick in my neck from cringing and laughing at the same time.

I don't understand. What is pornographic memory?

Hornets are horny?

Welp, time to burn the house down. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m a little nervous about pornographic hornets myself!

stupid🤣

Vespars aren't that horny.

Ah so they are love bites

Ahahahaha pornographic memory lololol

Welp, add this to my fear list

Ummmmm.... pornographic memory? Where do we pick one of those up?

and, they can leave a mark

No that's horndogs.

That's the kinkiest thing I've heard in months! 🤣

Dog 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And I'm guessing that's even without them texting themselves the links to their favorites

They can read my internet history?

Bible black called, they want their joke back

Hornets are only in it for the meat...

Oh the visuals!!

💞🤭 damn autocorrect!

i like hornets but i dont like them in my room. i feed them on the balcony though. apples, bananas, whatever the kid doesn't eat. they loved the sausages last week lol

I just saw this til tok too

ooohhhhhhh, yeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh

🤣

He's huge! No thanks....

lol! 😂

hope they killed it.

🤣🤣🤣