As a bottom, I approve this message. :P "Oh, you're right, I'm the fag, not you.... now what was that you wanted to do to me? :P )

Things I've heard from friends or been told personally: It's only gay if you kiss. It's only gay if you cuddle. It's only gay if you make eye contact. It's only gay if your balls touch. It's not gay if we keep our socks on. Turn off the lights. It's not gay if I imagine you as a woman.

Because men will put their dick in literally anything? Is that the logic?

Time to become straight by making him a bottom i guess

“I’m not gay but I do gay stuff”

I believe I've heard of this. Isn't it called "Trad-Straight"

"It is not gay to top!"

I realized I lead a sheltered life when Shameless taught me there was such a thing as top and bottom. I just figured y"all take turns 🤷‍♀️😆😅😂

"... therefore there is nothing straighter than going to town on... the Bussy"

Dude clearly knows the performance differences between the roles for being a straight shooter. 😂

He should run that logic by a MAGA conservative and see what they say.

Brazil’s been on that mindset already

Has given no thought as to why he has to explain this to every dude he hooks up with

They don't know what bisexual means?

I bet when he sleeps with a woman, he prefers to have the lights off. Just a hunch

And these guys were just singing about having a fun time down at the Y with the guys. Nothing gay to see here, folks.

“It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact, bro.” 🙄😂

Uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm

LMAO!

Have yall heard of Turkish oil wrestling

Ancient Romans be like:

If he's in denial about his sexuality and has bigoted views, he doesn't deserve any action.

Not just Greek. The Romans shared that philosophy.

Not gay if dick doesn't touch another dick. Or kisses of course, that's super gay. But topping? Totally straight

Yes it is gay

I love how it just straight up confused the other person, off to a great start with that natural chemistry

Next time I’m on Grindr I’ll be sure to use that one lol. It’s like just own it. Who cares!

Call his wife

What? Um… 🧐🤨🙃😅

🤦‍♀️

This is one reason of many why I quit using Grindr.

feel like this comes from the "alpha male" hole. I mean they were out here GENUINELY believing, with their whole chest and 1 1/2 braincell, that if you let your woman cowgirl or take charge in the bedroom at all, that made you (the man) gay. seems to be the "logic" at work here.🤦‍♂️😂

LMFAO!

Nahh dude i just like how it feel 😂 and is not gay if i don’t like you and called you baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roman, is that you?

Hmm..I don't understand..Sex ( intercourse or masturbate ) is only Sex . Basically joyfully. 🥰 So many religions take that is some extraordinary thing. Okay dokey for me every religions are a perverted but all monotheism religion are unnatural..& pervert Sorry🤗🖤

I believe Russia has something like this too.

It’s only gay if you text him within the first 18 hours…

Hehehehe

That's super gay.

They're bringing it back?

I love the “3” cell service