David
Knows more about Godzilla than the average person should
Aspiring third mic on a movie podcast
- A few months ago I finished writing a book. A whole book! 130k words across several hundred pages. Was it a good book? Absolutely not. But now I'm faced with the task of editing it to make it better and I have been completely stuck as if I'm facing a blank page again.
- All I want for the Fantastic Four movie is a scene where the Thing somehow ends up naked in the middle of the street and the camera cuts to Brodie from Mallrats staring for a moment before nodding and saying "you know what, that makes sense."
- I hope the CIA is looking into why Qatar is trying to get the President to fly more, knowing what he's done for air traffic safety.
- Austin Powers 2027: He emerges from cryogenic sleep and puts on his signature outfit of Skechers, JNCO jeans and a No Fear t-shirt worn on top of a long-sleeved shirt. He's very confused about where all the pay phones went.
- They could release an Austin Powers movie today about a super spy who was frozen in the 1990s and it would be the same amount of time between the original being frozen and the first movie being made.
- Thor 5 Update: Marvel Studios legal department is very polite and also very quick with notices about unsolicited material.
- Sent Kevin Feige my unsolicited bullet points for the next Thor movie, so if Thor 5 sucks it's because I sent him all the best ideas and they decided not to use them.
- This dude was only a Cardinal for 2 years before becoming Pope, Chicago politicians really be on something.
- In a rare first papal declaration, Pope Leo has announced that the next 3 contenders for sainthood will be Barack Obama, CM Punk, and Abe Froman.
- The quality of pizza in the Catholic world is about to take a nosedive.
- I don't know what we did to deserve Harley Cameron but we really need to do it more often. #AEWDynamite
- I don't want to perpetuate harmful stereotypes, I'm just making the observation that British people tend to not do well on Hot Ones.