David
Knows more about Godzilla than the average person should
Aspiring third mic on a movie podcast
- All I want for the Fantastic Four movie is a scene where the Thing somehow ends up naked in the middle of the street and the camera cuts to Brodie from Mallrats staring for a moment before nodding and saying "you know what, that makes sense."
- I hope the CIA is looking into why Qatar is trying to get the President to fly more, knowing what he's done for air traffic safety.
- Austin Powers 2027: He emerges from cryogenic sleep and puts on his signature outfit of Skechers, JNCO jeans and a No Fear t-shirt worn on top of a long-sleeved shirt. He's very confused about where all the pay phones went.
- They could release an Austin Powers movie today about a super spy who was frozen in the 1990s and it would be the same amount of time between the original being frozen and the first movie being made.
- Thor 5 Update: Marvel Studios legal department is very polite and also very quick with notices about unsolicited material.
- Sent Kevin Feige my unsolicited bullet points for the next Thor movie, so if Thor 5 sucks it's because I sent him all the best ideas and they decided not to use them.
- This dude was only a Cardinal for 2 years before becoming Pope, Chicago politicians really be on something.
- In a rare first papal declaration, Pope Leo has announced that the next 3 contenders for sainthood will be Barack Obama, CM Punk, and Abe Froman.
- The quality of pizza in the Catholic world is about to take a nosedive.
- I don't know what we did to deserve Harley Cameron but we really need to do it more often. #AEWDynamite
- I don't want to perpetuate harmful stereotypes, I'm just making the observation that British people tend to not do well on Hot Ones.
- For anyone in any education system across the country right now, let me speak to you as someone who probably knows more about Linda McMahon than the average person does. She is a professional failure on every level and has been handed every job she's ever had in life. 1/
- Wow. Thunderbolts is good. Thunderbolts is really good. There haven't been emotional hits like this in a Marvel film since... maybe the last Spider-Man movie? Extremely well-made movie, not a single beat out of place.