Agent NaN
NaN = Not A Number
Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
- How does bat echolocation feel to the bat? Is it like touching something with your eyes closed except it's out there?
- Thankfully I've always got shitposting.
- Reposted by Agent NaNThe drummer for Austin metal band Lord Buffalo (a legal green card holder) has been seized by ICE off of a plane as the group was departing for their European tour. His current whereabouts are unknown. www.metalsucks.net/2025/05/14/l...
- I only watch Severance when I am so high I won't remember it in the morning.
- We've gone from AI producing Black Nazis to giving wishy washy answers about South African whites being genocided to questions about how to make refried beans. Is this progress?
- Some days I wish I had a brick in my pocket and I'm glad I don't.
- Argentine prog it is then.
- January 20, 2029: ... The aristocrats!
- Surprisingly lol my kids are really not into "As the Veneer of Democracy Fades" by Mark Stewart. It's only the hardest UK industrial dub LP. Kids today. I'm playing Psychedelic Furs as a chaser.
- One of the funniest things about Twitter is that I get new followers every day the more I shitpost but my follower count never moves.
- I want a gold tooth and I've got a couple candidates.
- Since South Africa is in the news I'm going to drop this and honestly make whatever you want of it, I'm watching the B.O.B. vid again youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc
- A OneUI 7 gripe that's turned good once I figured it out: the pull down menu used to bring up a limited panel plus notifications. I kept getting just the panel, or occasionally notifications until I figured out which corner you pull down from determines which you get.
- Meet me IRL I'd bet it's a surprise.
- Did you say "juice" or God have mercy
- OK a couple more pills in the new Samsung UI when is AI going to pop up like a zombie attack
- Well I just upgraded my phone lets see what new horrors await
- Ow fuck I do not want AI features I want a device that does what I ask it to 🙏 for me
- Who is against aborting locusts? And now you fired all those technicians.
- Somehow I get Twitter followers every day. I do nothing about it. My follower count never moves. #Extras
- A Hare Krishna touched me once. #fellas