T.S. Ferguson
Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him
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- Please, I need and want them!
- My dumbass half-orc barbarian at the end of tonight’s D&D sesh:
- Me to a much more nervous friend: My anxiety recognizes your superior anxiety.
- Chicago Catholics right now:
- I’m not even Catholic! 😂
- TBH, outside of the conclave memes, this is the only white smoke I care about:
- We’ve got white smoke, baybeeeee!! (Content inspired by @kaludiasays.bsky.social, Pope hat courtesy of @desir.ee) #conclave
- Religious fanatic: The rapture is coming! Scientist: Are you sure you didn’t mishear that? Fanatic: What? *velociraptor screeching grows louder in the distance*
- Just got a text from “the Connecticut DMV” saying it was the final notice on an outstanding toll charged to my vehicle. 😂 I haven’t owned a vehicle or lived in CT since I moved to the city over 20 years ago.