External Tangents
I put ITYSL memes on @ITYSLmemes.com
Here it’s mostly rum and cocktails.
- I made this daily word game a while back: word-worms.com
- Steve talks about Dry January and everyone’s all supportive and encouraging, but as soon as I mention Wet Feb it’s all “that’s gross” and “please stop saying that” and “stay away from my kids.”
- Reposted by External TangentsOnce again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
- Reposted by External TangentsFurries
- Reposted by External TangentsIf you see this, post your favorite Pokémon.
- Apocalypse At Your Earliest Convenience
- Jean Valjean // Jort Valjort
- Just put the Bluesky app where the Twitter app used to be on your Home Screen and let muscle memory take over.
- Mai Tai
- Negroni cocktail alignment chart 🍸🍹🥃
- Barrel-aged rum negroni after 10 days. It kinda just tastes like a slightly milder negroni. Gonna keep it in there another week at least. 🥂
- I aged some Wray and Nephew for 4 weeks in a new charred oak mini barrel. Just drained it and put the final product in the vintage grenadine bottle after. It got so much color added from the barrel, and it went from super funky unaged to super oaky and spicy. Next up will be a mai tai with it.
- back in daiq
- back to Mai Tai mode
- Reposted by External Tangents
- Flying my Thin Parrothead Line flag at half mast for the next week.
- Board Shorts
- ACAB includes anyone who flips over when going down that tube slide
- lmao
- Karaoke, except instead of volunteering and picking the specific song and doing it on stage, the week before you go to karaoke someone just secretly records you singing along to a song when you think nobody’s around and then at the karaoke bar they show the video to everyone.
- Obama as a clarified piña colada milk punch: Umm let me be clear
- I did everything right and they indicted me (several times)
- Back to tiki/rumposting, via a visit to Three Dots and a Dash. - IDLE HANDS (Banana Clarified Barbados & Jamaican Rums, Super Banana Cordial, Lime 2.0) - POBLANO ESCOBAR (Blanco Tequila, Mezcal, Poblano Pepper, Lime, Pineapple)
- Pedro Pascal’s Wager
- Being rich is not having to stress about getting every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube before you throw it away
- *obama being hired in retail* uhhh…let me cashier
- Reposted by External Tangentsi love new twitter
- Made a Beachcomber tonight
- Me: (sets dishwasher to “heated dry” mode) The Dishwasher: you fool. you absolute imbecile. you really think I’m not going to leave little water puddles on every concave surface? laughable.
