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Born 1991
- On the butcher's block 🔪🍖🥩 Commission for @hornykau.bsky.social A bit late 🥲 but we got there in the end!
- Thanks I didn’t actually know what any of these part are
- cw: inflation Woahhhh...
- Suspicious… #monstergirl #vandyartwork
- It doesn’t look like she could grab it if she wanted to
- Being in Mexico all my life sometimes I forget meat lovers' pizza having chorizo is not a thing in most places and I just get really sad and worried for everyone.
- To all my American followers, are you ok??? Without chorizo on your pizza??? Like???
- What is chorizo?
- Joan? of The Day: Memory
- she’s just resting
- one of those mobile game ads where a woman is put through an increasing series of ridiculous tragedies but it's senator palpatine
- palpatine falls through that vent and lands and then he's hit by a car and he rolls through the snow and he has to wear a sack for warmth and then another car sprays mud all over him and he trips and is hit by a different third car and then he's attacked by a lion and
- Taking this here. Why not!
- Both, but take your time
- Legs. #Pokes
- Where can we see the original audio?
- Obviously politics is much more sophisticated than the brutish and simplistic statement that "cars make people evil". And yet it has never once been proven wrong..
- We watched this in Driver’s Ed in the mid-90s and I’ve never forgotten it
- My mind immediately went to this as well!
- I don't know what it is about me that makes all my friends think I'm either a pure snowball who has never gotten any sex ever or the biggest slut they know, no in-between
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View full threadI like the thought of being as physically close to someone as possible for a couple of hours. The reality of it is often incredibly disappointing and most of the tales I regale my friends with are hilarious semi-horror stories. And still I take the bus because I feel inclined to do so
- Well, I mean, when done right the bus is an efficient means to an end, so maybe not a great analogy.
