hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LIKE CLOCKWORK first heat advisory of the year and my power's out Texas in a nutshell, babyyyyyyy!!! I can't understate how beyond over this I am

big surprise: the official cause listed is vegetation on the lines they've been making an effort to trim back trees here, but all the NIMBYs pushing back really should've been told to shut up ages ago (and frankly, we could use more buried lines)